Chris Daley

Pay the fine and 15 recent photos.

My security checks so far have been ''why is there a teddy bear in your luggage'' ''where are you flying to today sir?'' and ''You teach English? Why you don speak Thai???'' Lets hope the big questions keep coming for the sake of security.

A lot of Teacher Agencies refuse to cancel the work permit even after the work contract has ended / ran one year. I had this problem. They ignored my messages. I called them and they hanged up. I was starting work at one of the top ten highschools in Bangkok. So those people called the agency and the problem was solved. Apparently is illegal to not cancel the work permit for a teacher.

They will notice. I recently had one woman go though every stamp from the first page to the current. She pointed at a stamp (that was done in the same room a year ago) and said it is wrong. She told me to leave the country within 24 hours or give her some money. So I gave her the cash.

Actually you might have only 1 month left. There is a higher chance of dying from a random incident, cancer or heart disease than the 70 year old guy. Not even adding in people who have to live in a gang, poverty and other health risks.

He had the return ticket money ready. Looks like someone paid him.

It's all visa fee really because they force you to keep doing visa runs and enter as a tourist.

You will spend 5 of them sitting in traffic jams and 2 of them on the toilet.

You can't die from hummus being thrown at you. Is this for real?

Mr. Nut shouldn't have guests in his room, so his guest tried to hide. As the condo staff got into the elevator with the spare ket, Mr. Nut started sending messages to his guest.

''global warming is off the charts'' what charts? You mean the stock photo of a wildfire and a man walking near it? Convincing stuff.

The mother is to blame. Don't let your kids out of your sight.

Can't be bothered to watch it but intelligence seems to mean less and less in the workplace. Most of the teachers I work with haven't even finished highschool but they are the perfect incomprehensible shouty clowns that Thailand wants. Saw one teacher riding around the school on a kids bicycle dressed as Pikachu. Who needs IQ?

Slow plod along a straight well lit road. Must have been a tough ride.

The retirement age is 66 now. Might as well just enjoy life and spend the money. You can work every day of your life and not have enough to buy a house. The cost of living doesn't equate to saving money when you are young.

Should have painted the house when she was 50. 30 years and she couldn't find time to mend the door.

They have this in England as well. But it's more intrusive. It can actually turn on your phone, vibrate, sound a siren and send you a message.

Just stick a tree branch in it and move on. There's a huge explored deep drain outside of Tescos (about the size of motorcycle) but it has a tree branch in it. It's filled with rainwater as well so if you are a child or it's nighttime than you will die.

You need about 300 words to start to enjoy a language. So that's like 10 fruits, 10 animals, 10 flavors, 10 colors, 20 food, and so on. Watch YouTube a lot. This is great for listening practice. Avoid all grammar, reading and writing. The ''tones'' thing doesn't exist - do not fall for it. All words are understood within context in all human languages. I would cut the wood if Mr. Wood asked me.

Is Global Warming just a way to force everyone to buy Electric Cars and put pressure on Russia and the Middle East? Parking Fines / permits (1986) Garages saying your new car no longer works / the MOT test - 1991 Roadside emission checks (1999) The congestion charge (2003) Tax Exemption for older cars changed to be 40 years - (2008) Vehicle Scrappage Scheme (2009) The ULEZ (2019) Next Step ??? (Free Electric Cars for Everyone?)

Put the business in a Thai persons name.

One point to Darwin.

I'm okay with a gf and the cats. I see their family in small doses. Like catching a flu and getting over it.

And the teacher ran away.

What is Israel? It's a country right?