Chris Daley

When I return to England I will have to use a food bank to survive. And get down the dole office as soon as possible. They consider anyone out of England for 30 days as an illegal immigrant. This rule was actually to keep out real immigrants but of course they use it on British passport holders as well. I am neither an immigrant nor illegal. I will live off the dole for a year until I have beeen refunded all of my Thai fines then maybe add another year on top of that for calling me an illegal immigrant in the country I was born in. They are all pigs it doesn't matter what color the uniform is. I am okay to stay here for now.

You can't punish death with death. It is immoral and makes you the bigger criminal. The death penalty is revenge not justice.

Thai women are always pitting men against men. Happened to me many times. Usually road rage and they get the alien to get out of the car. Or some other family problem.

There is a long pattern of foreigners starting a business in Thailand and then being found dead. That Thai silk guy was the first one.

They have metal roof. At least put a lighting conductor near by. Morons.

Why would they boast about it and ruin their opening in the aviation business.

Breadline poverty for me. Wherever there's work I move. Moved about 6 times so far. No time to look around. Absolute misery.

Less English and ruder staff. Come on you can do it.

k bank is easy. they have me an account on a tourist visa a few years ago.

Can't remember. Can't remember. My cat will jump on the table. Is that the big white cat or small white cat? I think therefore I am.

Scramble crossing and a maid cafe and you're done. f all to see or do.

I saw one poor guy being asked to book a hotel room just for his border run. He had to stand there at the counter and do it on his phone. These people are scumbags. Just book a return to be safe.

Give them a wack from me foreign gang.

I turned up with a work permit, a passport and the cash and they refused me at Krung Thai. Kbank is the easiest.

My girlfriend always announces ''Look it's an alien!'' and second ''He is bald man!''

Very overrated country. If you are bored of Thailand you will be going of your mind with boredom in Japan. Enjoy your raw chicken and weird green tea kit kats.

I could happily live in Egypt that place is so cool. The fresh morning sunrise and streets lined with trees. And the sunset would reflect off the buildings and make the city glow gold. I still can't believe this happened but the pilot banked over the pyramids before landing. Absolutely enchanting. I stayed in a hotel for the whole time. So I don't about the food.

Muay Thai is just a fake sport. Slow telegraphed kicks. So many rules you can barely move. The slightest contact and the fight is stopped. They wouldn't last a second in western boxing.

They are public servants and I pay their salary. They should do the job properly and stop racketeering.

Write your address down or they will come to your address and make you write the address.

Don't run with scissors.

Nice apron.

This is impossible I have asked at Boots and Watsons and they only have mints and skin cream. How can someone get Class A drugs but I can't buy piles cream?