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Grumpy one

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  1. Such a sad man you are
  2. Insurance company surely you jest
  3. Crocodile skin = crocodile shoes, ok where's Jimmy Nail
  4. Partially demolish to below ground level, put a couple of holes in the bottom and back fill with any rubble you have. It only needs a small layer of dirt or sand on top Cheap and easy
  5. Makes you wonder why the hell a 70 year old wanted to be a hero. The taxi rider would have sorted out the fight when his mates arrived
  6. I hope its a low cost pussy. Some can cost an arm and a leg, as well as the house
  7. The saddest bit of news was his 200,000 baht car was also confiscated in Phuket
  8. A few litres of spilt gasoline and a match will fix the problem
  9. In other news, a group at a Saraburi bbq shop stated their snake steaks had an unusual goat flavour
  10. They can't. So they get a huge surprise when head butting a pole or parked truck
  11. It appears the BIB will be getting a much larger share ofTea money for on the spot fines ????
  12. Very cosy to say the least
  13. After being slapped Thongkham should have followed through with a quick squirt of gas on the D H Then offered to light him up The big man would have turned into a smelly pile of ????
  14. He didn't buy it. Being an honest monk he just borrowed it
  15. Old Chinese proverb Better to eat a duck a day then phluck it
  16. Rin needs to cut back on the magic mushies and return to Earth from planet Zoid
  17. It's a miracle. Will he be walking on this earth in 3 days ?
  18. We should not be too harsh on Pumpkin. Maybe he lost some grey matter along with the hair
  19. Maybe dropped on head at birth
  20. I would love to hear your excuse for no PP if Imm ask to see it
  21. Both A bit of flying until the fuel lines clog up Then its a lot of burning when the plane crashes
  22. She could have been offered a window seat on the OUTSIDE
  23. If these fighting cows dug up the buried pistol, they may become Cows with Guns

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