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  1. Grumpy one
    Is this kid named Octopussy All those weapons will need more than 2 arms
  2. Grumpy one
    Best you stay away from bar girls, they are bad for ones mental health
  3. Grumpy one
    It's also a hard life for the elephants who's habitat is taken away rai by rai. How long before these magnificent creatures are gone forever
  4. Grumpy one
    Is this one of the Chinese cops that were coming here,
  5. Grumpy one
    I can hook you up with a small boobed, chubby brown local spinster She prefers western food rather than Thai. The down side is if she wants more food she tends to howl a bit. If interested, you need to speak softly to her and take her for walks during the evening. Did I mention she is a bit of a dog
  6. Grumpy one
    So Thailand has a Taxation Police Division. Not many pay tax, so what do they do. Besides chasing ambulances to road accidents
  7. Grumpy one
    He probably has a better conversation with himself than with his fellow countrymen
  8. Grumpy one
    The katoey was heard singing " I want to hold your hand "
  9. Grumpy one
    Breaking news a monkey was seen in a tree in a nature reserve. If it was seen driving a car, that may be news, but some HAVE been trained to wear uniforms and act like police
  10. Grumpy one
    Brings back memories of Centrelink in Aus. My deceased mother was sent a letter stating " since your death, you have received 3 fortnightly payments. We would like you to contact us in regards to returning the money "
  11. Grumpy one
    Every road in Thailand is in the running for the road to hell
  12. Grumpy one
    Is google trying to produce maps from songs Can't wait for " Highway to hell "
  13. Grumpy one
    My poor attempt at sarcasm
  14. Grumpy one
    The next news will be an all in Bitch fight, hope it is televised
  15. Grumpy one
    She got it right, daddy wants a war to go on and on, just like his death bed illness
  16. Grumpy one
    Things happened during Covid lock down, that were not advertised. Borders being moved was just one of them, another was I can't get my favourite Aussy rum anymore Frigate
  17. Grumpy one
    His wallet is way too fat to enter a prison cell door
  18. Grumpy one
    My wife works at eradicating what little grey matter I have left.
  19. Grumpy one
    It slipped out of my hand when I raised it to make a toast
  20. Grumpy one
    Wife hung our lights on the patio about 5 years ago. Still there and get switched on maybe twice each year, if she remembers
  21. Grumpy one
    But was he ??
  22. Grumpy one
    He was carrying the 200,000 baht to buy the gold chain
  23. Grumpy one
    The parents should cover all the costs as they no doubt failed at teaching their little prince's right from wrong. If all else fails, start dumping stray dogs over their fence, along with any turds laying about the street
  24. Grumpy one
    The cops get free photo's of themselves showing "how hard" they work
  25. Grumpy one
    So you are proud to be a cheap charlie, no doubt wearing a genuine knock off rolex

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