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Uuuups...

I already started posting without introducing me in this area.

I'm from Germany and early retired due to medical reasons. I'm in the process to rent a small farm in Udon Thani province to build a business base for my GF/future wife.

Apart of that I grow chilies, breed fighting fish and like photography.

Bye,

Derk

Plenty of photos scattered around the forum Derk....fighting is usually in the fishbowl that is the General Forum...

Welcome to Thai Visa! I hope you enjoy perusing some of the local forums....some hidden gems in there...

I am Thai ,I never have chance to travel abroad but I still want to learn the difference culture .I am lucky that I am stay in Bangkok there are variety of people here ,well nice to meet you all we can be friend for live and learn , I interesting in sport like tennis and squash

I am English and don't like being called British. Noooooooo disrespect to the Welsh, Scots or Irish.

Why, cos l rather folk know l am English at not perhaps ''really'' from a far off country who don't ''really'' like England. .

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Most crimes are committed in the heat of the moment,

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Really ... by all alleged accounts this alleged crime was not 'in the heat of the moment'

Insn' t there some way for you Dave to ignore those mozzies? That's what i have been trying to do and it usually works.

Regardless of pain or iritation are you not concerned about dengue fever, or even malaria?

I just sing Elvis stuff and they bugger off.

I did hear someone say that they heard the ole' trans regale them with his vocal abilities.

Mumbled something along the lines of "sounded like geese farts on a foggy morning" ... hearsay report only ...

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this is another reason (among countless others) why it should be illegal for a man and a woman to get married. the only people who should be allowed to get married are gays and lesbians, because they understand how each other thinks. a man will never be able to understand how a woman thinks and vice versa, but with gays and lesbians, the brain is the same; therefore no problems.

Well, no need to be already married to get a penis cut-off.

And I have countless reasons to be with a woman. (married or not)

Sorry to hear about your loss.

I like the twist you put to this.

(but that is not what she said last night)

Information or entertainment I do appreciate.

Why people do not learn Dont do drugs it is illegal in Thailand how many times do people have to be told there is more to life than drugs

Tea totter my guess.

Right. Being an ex con doesn't make you an expert. Apparently it doesn't even make you a rational human being. We are going way of topic here....smoking grass harms nobody apart from the guy smoking, he doesn't go out on the streets and rob people, he just stays at home with a stupid grin on his face. An ounce is nothing, it is not like an ounce of big H.

The OP wanted to know what might happen, not what you want to happen.

Your view. My view and in direct response to the OP then is that he'll get decent jail time to remind him of his stupidity.

And your view that sitting at home with a stupid grin on his face is sadly completely naive. 95% of guys I came across started on Cannabis and progressed thereafter.

What a croc.

95% of guys i know on the stuff were not capable of going anywhere, let alone progressing further.

Sitting at home with a stupid grin is what it is all about.

this is another reason (among countless others) why it should be illegal for a man and a woman to get married. the only people who should be allowed to get married are gays and lesbians, because they understand how each other thinks. a man will never be able to understand how a woman thinks and vice versa, but with gays and lesbians, the brain is the same; therefore no problems.

Well, no need to be already married to get a penis cut-off.

And I have countless reasons to be with a woman. (married or not)

I think British prison is comparatively far too easy. Which I have made endlessly and abundantly clear.

Sure. In Britain, we don't tend to encourage rape, murder, starvation, torture and extortion in our prisons but it depends whether you regard those as things that you want happening to people who will one day be released to live among law-abiding people.

Do you really think rape and torture are appropriate under any circumstances whatsoever?

Insn' t there some way for you Dave to ignore those mozzies? That's what i have been trying to do and it usually works.

Regardless of pain or iritation are you not concerned about dengue fever, or even malaria?

If it is injected then the onboard ecu (COMPUTER) controls the mixture at different temperatures to start and run the motor. The problem is many sensors. One fails and your stuffed. Connection to a main agent computer diagnostic ''should'' reveal all.

does he wear cologne? If so, I would recommend that. 1000-1500 baht for a small bottle of name brand cologne, and it will be something that will last a long time and remind him of you everytime he uses it. I have 3 bottles from three different g/fs (over a period of 5 years) and I love them. If he doesn't wear cologne, go for a cool beer mug. You can get some funny/interesting beer glasses/mugs at "Betrend" and "Propaganda".

I lost mine cos she thought l had more interest in a BigMac or a Whopper with cheese. She was right. .....................................................................

Its a shame that many people on here have so many of their own issues they want to push instead of just answering the request.

I have known my girlfriend for many years and even though she is a bit crazy at times she is completely straight with me. She spent 4 months with me in Uk and only went back in september and that was her 6th visit here.In addition I visit thailand most years.We probably would be more involved but for my struggling business interests here in Uk.

She phoned saying she had been in Cambodia no signal.She buys at Cambodian markets on the Thai side of the border.For the first time she was invited by a trader she deals with to see some new stock that had just arrived from the USA at his godown.

Thanks for the few helpful comments.

, come on, we guys all have a fetish.

Well there is some truth in that. At my first jobs 40+ years ago, the in house macho handsome football hero / most elegible bachelor / man with a known track of dozens of 'victories', always insisted that he was entitled to the panties of the 'new conquest', and he always wore them to work the next day.

Whenever there was a suitable 'audience' present in the office (men and women) he would pull his shirt out of his trousers then pull the edge of the panties above the top line of his trousers for all to see / ensuring that all did see.

Did this action dimish his macho image? No!

But did he have some private cross dress fantasy / desire? Who knows.

BUT, might wager he had no conquests and liked shopping in Marks & Spencers.

I love Merc's, but alas no wonga. ...............................

They have to do this cos the paid cops are busy running their own businesses.

In conclusion.

Stay away from Internet Dating sites.

Ok, I admit it. I'm a masochist - I must be to keep returning to this thread to read the rants of the moral policemen - but they are so entertaining I can't resist. (And I do want to know if the OPs friend is ok).

Thank Allah that masochism is not illegal, otherwise the TV Morality Squad would criticize me too. But since its not illegal, I know they will just smile indulgently while I put on my rubber suit and handcuffs, and wait for Madam and more TV posts.....

Any numnut knows what happens if one is caught with stuff in LOS, BUT, numnuts think l will not be caught, will not happen to me.

END of STORY.

He was caught, so numnut must smile and see what happens eh.

If it were my friend l would tell him not to f---- around with stuff in LOS on your business trip.

Is it really so common to buy your way out of a situation like that or is this just expat hyperbole?

And whilst some eating/drinking places here certainly do charge Western prices there are plenty of others that dont, including some extremely good places that would not be at all out of place in Paris or London

ahem...

"i am bringing about 4000 cash, i do n ot use card in thailand"

Insanity, pure and simple.

Get a good, i.e. connected, lawyer asap.

#2 jeez, will you guys lay off a man and a bit of dope! If he is hurting anyone it is only himself. And when he is doping he is not doing a cartoon of jim bean or ciggies.