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Old enough to hope like hell I will not embarrass myself by leaving the mother of my kids at 70 odd years of age and run off with a severe case of downgrading...let alone anyone.

But hey, if you guys are more than happy to do that...speaks volumes.

I ask again, how old are you ? Be honest.

Very beautiful situation u got there. I must say that having a complete lesbian and transforming her into a reacharound back on the bottom again type of gal is much more satisfying for me personally and I feel so accomplished if I know I'm the first man she has ever slept with.....

She just needed confirmation.

haha, and yes indeed a confirmation of transformation was sprayed all over my thighs as she erupted with volcanic pleasure.......

Blimey, you need to find a lady (or bloke) pronto.

I went to Kilmarnock once

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Was he out. ?

Chinese think that all westerners have stinky blue cheese body odors, though. LOL

If they told you that then try Boots, their stuff might clear your cheesy problem

This story smells fishy

Must agree, fishy, hope the OP isn't trying to finger us in revealing our exploits eh.

Sounds like you're hanging iut with a lot of uneducated ignoramusesz

Gotta call 'em as I see 'em.

I have a lot of Thai friends who like to go out for Indian food.

Try hanging around with higher quality people.

Rubbish.

I cannot write here why Thais in the main don't eat Indian food, l have been told by Thais and not by you a farang, nothing to do with your 'hi-so'' crowd.

Roll on McD's in Ubon

Do you mean roll in the customers?

I've booked a personal parking space to roll into at the NEW Ubon McD's.

How do they get the Visa's ?

Roll on McD's in Ubon

Just shower or wash properly!

I never use anti-perspirant, just deodorant. I sweat a ridiculous amount - shirts you can whring out after 3-4 hours, but I shower at least 3 times a day, mostly just to cool off and I don't smell.

You ''think'' you don't smell . Do you think smelly people realize they smell ?.

In the last year I have grown a complete loathing for the narrow minded petty blame the Farang culture in this country.

Funny, I feel a similar way about a few farang here.

What, you pick up their poo.

Think he will be in luck at that Hilton cos they serve the whole frog, not just the legs.

What's pitiful is your attitude towards the elderly. If you had your way you'd have anyone over 60 in a nursing home waiting to die.

Yes and l wonder how old Twodogz is, bet he won't tell the truth eh. Sounds like 15 but l could be a little out.

My first ride. Bought as a non runner for 25 quid. New set of plugs and it was the ideal thing for young romance but sadly l was banned from driving (motorcycle) again and sold it and built similar to this in my spare time..................

My own poor mans Broadspeed Mini Cooper. Roof lowered 4 inches, one in the pic looks like a 3 inch chop, fitted with an Austin 1100 engine and trans pulled from a reck, fitted Cooper cam, twin choke Weber and a mini 3.75 diff. Went like a rocket.

My first car was a 1947 Hillman Minx Convertible (or Drop Head Coupe as they called it) . It was around 15 years old when I got it, and looked nothing like the attatched photo. It was bought for 20 pounds.

At the time I had never heard of Thailand but I must have getting into the Thai spirit even then as I remember driving it with no tax, insurance or driving license.

That is a nice ride, today it would be an eye catcher with the right paint.

Someone told me that Lance is ill and TC Kitchen may be closing?

ํำ้Yes he does have a problem but heard nothing about closing down. Not that sort of problem.

Think the booklet points out how a military guy should behave in any country.

Get out a blank piece of paper and estimate how many people you have known in your life.

Now write down the names of those you would trust implicity.

Work out the percentage..........then factor in that some you trust let you down.

I trust my parents and sisters implicity as they have shoen over the years that they will always back me up.

I don't trust my kids........go figure.

This may look abrupt.......but there are so msny breach of trust stories you wonder why people are in such a rush to hand out such a precious and fragile commodity.

I have exactly the same thoughts and the reason is, past experiences.

I think if she has big knockers she can park where she wants.

Lets vote.

Standart dinner situation, nothing to write about

Why the hell carrie a shit gun like a Uzi around? It's as effective as a knife, you can't hit shit with, it unless you stand 2meters from the target, because of the short barrel and high rate of fire...well or of cause, if you fire it, while having dinner with people, you can hit them

have you ever fired a UZI?

up to 25 meters that thing is quite accurate

with little recoil.

Seems it was an UZI semi auto pistol.

But one metre away anything will do the job. If the thing wasn't licensed to be owned or loaded outside a range then he should face the courts. Wife or not, she has lost the rest of her life for nothing.

I have bumped into a number of pricing scams (Always in a tourist trap area). I now ALWAYS confirm the price of anything before I purchase it...even a piece of ginger at the talat sod. Or the 10 baht charge to check the air in your motorbike tyre...

On the other hand, I have experienced a number of kind and generous acts from workaday thai people.

For example:

The other day when I visited the local steel shop, to have some book shelves made up, my girl mentioned to the welder that we then had to go and buy a hammer drill to drill the required holes in my office wall. He said dont be stupid (in Thai), and lent me his Hilti drill and a couple of masonry bits. This bloke didn't know me from a bar of soap...it was the first time I had been in his shop. The drill was a cracker (back home they cost upward of $500) and made short work of drilling in my brick wall. And to top things off, the Thai bloke only charged my 400 THB to fabricate (supply the steel, cut, weld and drill to my specs) the wall brackets. He even painted them...

Or the islamic boat builders in a dirt poor village north of Tukua Pa, who collectively mavelled at my old longboard...and, upon spying a couple of dings, wouldn't let me leave until they had repaired those holes...and then adamantly refused to take any money off me for the job.

The list goes on....

I have a few negative stories but lots and lots of positives. As I have stated in other posts, my main strategy for a maintaining a happy life in Phuket it to never visit Patong

In the UK l have been stitched up by ''friends'', my ex wife and a so called business ''friend''. You may say l am gullible, perhaps, but l trust ''friends'' to be just that. In LOS l can read a scam from 2 miles away. Easy.

OP. I don't trust anyone. Next....

Absolutely 100% the way to go.

As a society it has been shown that we are unable to govern ourselves and thus a law is applied whereby the we are all governed according the the lowest common denominator and scientific studies.

“Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.” Douglas Bader

Who do you mean 'WE'

Think Bader was referring to text book combat flight formation which killed many.

Many thanks for the congratulations... Actually, I specifically demanded black. It so happened that a 2WD happened to be available... One week after ordering a 4WD.

Would not have accepted another color. It always looks classy and can go anywhere with glamour, if I may say so.

It can ?

Glamour is Pink.

In Si Muang Mai it is normal for 20 kids to sit on the roof of a school bus . I was behind one and my thought at the time was if the bus had to brake hard the kids would go into orbit.

This is how the school bus system works there, to carry as many kids as possible and is obviously accepted by the school, sadly.