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At night an officer walks along the canal. He shines his flashlight into the canal and sees a man struggling in the water. The man shouts, "Help... help me... I'm drowning!" The officer says: "That's a good thing, otherwise you would have received a fine, because you are not allowed to swim here!"

Bram is on holiday in Thailand when suddenly a beautiful woman sits opposite him on the train with a short skirt and a beautiful pair of breasts. Bram felt very hot and hoped not to see an erection, however then she got one!

Two men who live next to each other are talking. One man boasts, “I've literally had every woman on our street, except one.” After the other man hears this, he rushes home and says to his wife, “The neighbor claims he has had all the women from our street, except one.” To which his wife says: “Oh, probably that bitch from across the street?”

It is evening and two nuns are walking to church together. Suddenly they are pulled into an alley by 2 men. The men start groping the nuns and before the nuns realize it they are raped. One nun says, “Lord, forgive him for he does not know what he is doing.” To which the other nun says “Well, mine is!”

2 farmers walk past the meadow, one farmer says to the other farmer “Look, this is where I had my first sex and 5 meters away her mother was watching!” The other farmer says, “Well, what did her mother say?” To which the farmer says: “Béééh”

A farmer and his servant are working in the field, when suddenly the farmer sinks up to his ankles in the mud. “Go get my boots,” the farmer says grumpily. When the servant is at the farm, he sees the beautiful farmers' daughters. “Hey, what are you doing here?” asks one of the girls. “The farmer allows me to sleep with both of you,” says the servant. “We don't believe that,” the girls say. "Oh no? Wait, I'll ask him,” says the servant. And he shouts loudly at the farmer: “Should I take 1 or 2?” The farmer shouts back “Yes, both of course!”

Truusje comes from school and goes home. There, Truusje asks her mother “Mommy, why do people go to heaven with their legs up?” Her mother replies, “That doesn't seem to be true, what do you mean?” Truusje says: “Oh, but I just saw the neighbor woman lying with her legs up and she screamed 'Oh god, I'm coming, I'm coming' Her mother looks doubtful, meanwhile Truusje continues talking and says: “It's a good thing that daddy was lying on top of her, otherwise she would have really gone!”

An old lady walks into the bank and tells the counter lady that she wants to open a savings account The counter lady asks how much the old lady wants to deposit. “Three million euros,” says the old lady. Stunned, the counter lady asks, "in what form?" The old lady says, "cash. I have it right here in this bag...". The counter lady looks over the counter and indeed, the old lady has a large plastic bag in her hands with all kinds of 200 and 500 euro notes in it. "This is a very unusual situation," says the counter lady and excuses herself to get her bank president. She and the bank president walk back while talking and the bank president escorts the old lady to his office to settle the matter there. Once in his office he asks the old lady how she got all that money. “GAMBLING,” she says. "Gambling" asks the bank president. “What kind of gambling?” “Oh, I gamble on all kinds of things, and I usually win. For example, I bet €100,000 that tomorrow at noon your balls will be square and I want to give you 4 to 1 odds on it. Do you have €25,000 that you want to bet on that?" The bank president is completely taken aback by the strange bet he has just heard , but it is not without reason that he became the bank president of this bankoffice. "I think that I can raise enough to cover that bet ," says the bank president, "but I don't feel so good about winning that money from you... there is no way you can win this bet!" The old lady holds up her bag and says, "I know what I'm doing...and I can afford to lose even if I don't. Do we have a bet?" "Okay, whatever you want " says the bank president and shakes her hand. "I'll see you at 11:55 tomorrow morning," the old lady says and walks out of the office. The next morning at 11:55, the old lady comes in together with a young man in a neat three-piece suit, and they walk to the bank president's office. The bank president is now completely nervous, but a happy man. Almost no sleep, feeling his balls every minute to see if they were still round, but nothing had happened all night . He had checked it a hundred times that morning and they were still not square; his balls were completely normal. When the old lady walks in he starts to relax, he feels that he has won. "Come in, come in and take a seat! And who may this gentleman be?" asks the bank president. "This is my lawyer. For such a large bet, I would like a witness. Objection?" “No, no, completely understandable,” says the bank president. "Okay, it's almost 12:00 now and I'm still exactly as before so I think I win," the bank president says cheerfully. "Not so fast!" says the old lady. “For €100,000 I would of course want to be able to check it myself! Please drop your pants." The bank president looks at her a bit surprised but understands her point. He would also like to see proof so he drops his pants. The old lady walks to the bank president and grabs his balls "Okay, ok, you win, here's your €100,000" says the old lady and hands the bank president a stack of money. As soon as she hands over the money the lawyer starts crying and hits his head against the wall. "What's wrong with him then?" asks the bank president. "Oh, he's just a bit upset. A sore loser if you ask me. You know, I had a bet with him for €1,000,000 that I would have the bankpresident by his balls today ."

Hello, hurray another show begins, are we ready? Little altered from Alice's song.

And we were clicking and clicking and came up with this one. Lovely song, I think, song with a message.

You mean that little blue ball in space? Where Russia invade another country? Where Israëliets make war, killing Palestines by the thousands? Where USA had a red flag for their eyes and killed many Vietnamese? Where they go out to "help" Afghanistan and after 20 years just leave and left all in a mess? Where Australian troops committed war crimes? Where the Netherlands killed 70 people by a bombardement in Irak? Where Russians invaded Afghanistan once? Where several groups are suppressed, like Khurds and Uyghurs, women? A whole nation North Korea is suppressed, well there are more, indoctrinated, manipulated by one ah? You remember softenon kids or DES daughters? Where doctors refuse to give covid injections, as rules for vaccines were overruled? Where bad info always is kept hidden as much as possible? I can make the list longer, but yes im on planet earth. Everything (mostly negative) is possible. So where are you? In lala land/planet with your head in the sand?

You can do more quietly, you invent viruses, that will do some. We had SARS, MERS and topper covid. And then you invent a vaccine and that could do in time, the rest. In the past, viruses, showed they were highly effective. Like "Spanish flue" or plague. Mostly you dont know what they are doing. Sometimes you get surprised. Australia had rabbit problem, they tried out on an island with virus to kill rabbit. Very successful, but it was air born and killed the rabbits on "main land" as well. In 2014 there was, globally, a mysterious death with rabbits. They also wanted to do carps (invasive in Australia) with a herpes virus, as said only for carps effective on killing. No clue if they did and or an outcome. They SAY it is only for rabbits, carps, but how many changes we saw in covid?

You wonder about CO2 emission. In China there are 62 coalmines, underground, on fire. One doing over 50 years of producing CO2 for nothing. USA has also a coal mine on fire for 50 years. And there are more in the world. Mostly all caused by humans. They dont a thing about those, as it costs money. Climate change, CO2, whatever. It is all about making money, fast, no matter how. Brave men killed the oil fires in Kuwait, respect for those guys. Otherwise we still had a lot more CO2. The taxing is just for increasing income of government and at that same time, it should get less in CO2 emission. All they are creating is elite society, common people cant pay and the rich dont notice it that much. Governments ordering common people to eat a carrot, but the rich still can eat meat. They abuse climate exchange for directing to elite society, only rich. It is waiting for humans to pay on breathing?! For Thailand has 35 million visitors every year, increasing the CO2 emission of Thailand. So tourist CO2 tax, ah nice shorting, TCT?! Fact is now, there are too many people on the world and it has a real big impact on everything, mostly negative for the home planet. See this movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qs_f4ZOA6E OK, you can deny, but ...? You remember the time there was lead in your petrol? It took a long time to finally stop with it, claiming many victims. No clue what is in it now, that one would be right?

Although you usually hear that you should install a software update immediately to keep your smartphone safe, things can go wrong at that moment due to a newly discovered Trojan Horse. There is malware in circulation that pretends to be an important update, but can then access your bank details. The Trojan horse pretends to be an official Google Play update. The security company Cyble discovered that the malware Antidot can then completely take over your smartphone. It can see exactly which messages you receive, monitor your camera and detect which keys you press on your keyboard. This means that all passwords you type on an infected smartphone, including your bank account password, can be collected by hackers. Don't click on the wrong link It seems that you receive a message that appears to come from Google, stating that you need to update Google Play. If you click on the link in that message, you will go to a website where you can download the so-called update. The language of the website is adapted to the region in which you are located. English, German and French versions have been found, among others. A file is then downloaded that you must install outside the official Play Store, after which you will have the Trojan horse on your phone. Once you know what to look for, accidentally installing this malware is easy to prevent. For example, it does not make sense for Google to send a message to install an update and then redirect you via a site. If the update was really from Google, you would have gone straight to the Play Store app. Furthermore, Google would never ask to install a file outside the Play Store. On most smartphones you will receive a warning when you want to do this. So you should take that warning seriously and not just click away.

IF it always worked. Then both lamps must have their own cabling from switch. So in the controlling switch there is a power supply, switching 2 separate cables for power to lamps. Or 2 cables are flanged together somewhere, but there are 2 separate cables for the lamps. As it shows in box (bell). There are 3 pairs of cables. So 2 coming from switch in house and the other one coming from lamp of other post. The other post has just 1 cable, probably leading to the bell post for power. Of course it is weird. Why just dont use one cable and put both lamps parallel on just one cable. Otherwise both lamps have their own switch? Would be not logical, but one never knows, till found out. So now it could be the bell post lamp cable is broken and doesnt go on anymore. Or the lamp/fitting is broken. Also your bell power isnt there anymore, which is a separate cable. You measured inside 220 V and outside nothing. That is IF you measured right, as corrosion on cable can effect your measuring. It is there but you dont measure right. You just cant squeeze the measuring leads onto the cable ! It will kill you. Put a connection block on it and your lead pins. See what is does then. You are aware you are measuring dangerous volts. It can kill you in jiffy time. You also could first test the bell post lamp if it is working properly. Disconnect and put a wire on it direct from a working socket and see it it will "shine". OK you need a a wire with plug to fit on. If the cable of bell post lamp is broken, you can find the cable from the other post (as that one is working) and parallel put the bell post lamp to it. Then they should both be working, as showed right working. If two cables could have problems then maybe the third one is also on its way. Possible. For now, on one post the lamp is working. Corrosion on connecting blocks and cables can also cause problems. Check them, renew, new stripping of wire. .

Remarkable you do create X-es. You do seem to find time for that, well it is in your addiction system. Addictions (any kind) can always cause problems in relations, and you are addicted. Stepping down from that isnt easy, but is essential for relations. You already know and found out. It is up to you, to change that. It is a setting of mind. Your work addiction can also cause health problems to you. Maybe could cause a "burn out". A "burn out" can have many effects on you and it comes in slowly. Even hard to tell when you finally, maybe notice it. But everyone is unique. You already gave the answer yourself, you must change to make a relation work, listen to your partner, see the body language and act properly. Slap yourself in the face and force yourself. Otherwise it fails again.

Ok, the man is desperate and totally confused or the story is bs. Took his 2 daughters, as afraid they were alone in Russia, when fighting. Now he wants them back to Russia ALONE, as he would/could stay in prison in Thailand? "In an emotional plea, he mentioned he was ready to face legal consequences for overstaying his visa, as long as his children could return to Russia safely." So to whom then, as he first took them out? There is nobody to take care of them. Weird. Wish him strength in a solution.

Myanmar national attacks Belgian partner with hammer Belgian tourist brutally attacked in Hua Hin, friend seeks justice Thai Police Arrest Belgian National for Allegedly Killing and Burning a Fellow Countryman So Belgians and Thailand, good combination?

OK, put this one separate. It is a doctor giving advice on coughing of a person. Never the less, he expands with effects of vaccines on C, technical. But if I red right, then we are in trouble with health coming years and even sons and daughters after vaccines. After reading several times, I regretted ever having those C vaccines. You remember softenon and Dess? Also "medicines" with complete wrong working afterwards. This could be a complication of Covid vaccines. We see that every day Azithromycin 500 mg once a day for three days often helps. Repeat after a week if necessary. Furthermore, Vit D3 5000 UI, five days a week and possibly additional Vit C 1000mg and Nattokinase 200mcg per day. The last to clear the spike protein. Ivermectin 12 mg once a week for three months can also help. However, if you are taking blood thinners, you should not take Nattokinase. We are currently working hard to find something that neutralizes the effects of the vaccines. Unfortunately, this will sometimes be impossible, because the mRNA from the vaccines can become part of our genome as DNA via retro-transcription. Then we have a continuous poison factory in our body, which can be passed on to offspring. This process was demonstrated during an autopsy. That should not be the intention of a vaccine that ultimately turns out to be 0% effective. The “improved” vaccines will not be better either. Too bad, because in principle the mRNA technology for vaccines and medicines is a fantastic technique, as long as you adhere to the law of nature, that mRNA disintegrates after 20 minutes to an hour, which is not the case with vaccines, because a stop codon has been removed. a criminal act. Apologies for using your question to explain all this. It's a warning to all those who think an extra shot is a good idea. They are also planning to introduce this technique for flu vaccines. So don't take anymore. Moreover, we have known for 50 years that these vaccines do not help. Then it is the turn of the well-functioning vaccines. A disaster. Fortunately, something will be found soon. My advice is a first step. This is based on research by several absolutely independent top immunologists. How rare it is when you find something like this.

No one (?) knows why Putin attacked Ukraine. In the beginning, "man" said it was because of nazi's in that country. So I developed a conspiracy by that. USA showed by "leaking" info, it was like that, they know Putin hates nazi's. (if it is like that) Result: war. Destabilizing economics, big part in EU. Weapon industries getting a real boost. Frightening lots of people and creating anti Russia thoughts, due to Russia has nucleair weapons. Trump did say, He would encourage Russia to attack EU ! So there you go. Well at least he did say it wide open to the world and wouldnt be a conspiracy. I believe that there are groups working on such scenario's. Call them "Spectre" or "Hydra", whatever. They did invented covid and see in no time we had lots of dead and vaccines, somehow. Now it is the question, what will those vaccines do in the long run, as they broke rules to bring it to market. Prior to C we already had SARS, MERS, which failed in effective working. Who were the companies getting filthy rich? Well you know. Which company could play, with others , such games? The one with 10 trillion $. Those companies are really dangerous to all of us, well is my opinion. Greece has gone broke on a deal with an USA bank. "my country" was almost in a war with Venezuela, thanks to USA. It is said, once red, Bill Gates, owns 80% of USA agriculture land ! Why? Yes, he can. He also had something to do with that virus company in China, I red. You just cant say out loud and act to reduce, we have too many people. No, you create virus and even make money on the side, thats very convenient. The vaccines were even developed with public money! You still think they didnt clone a human? It worked with sheep, dogs, so why not try with human? They say it is not ethical. Ha, they dont give s**t about that. They just do so. It was publicly said, they wanted to create the dodo and whoolly mammoth. So, I red in between the lines, why not try tyrannosaurs rex? Or eh velociraptors, working in a group, give leader an electro implant to control. Brave men, bring info out as whistle blowers, they didnt like that and try to nail down those "bastards" It makes it clear, things are going on, which cant stand the bright light. Conspiracy or just true? Fact is, people in higher ranks do weird things for their own gain. You cant even call them human anymore. Boeing airplanes, lots of problems. CEO now fired and gets bonus of 33 million $, because he did so well !! Or was it, because a witness was dead all at a sudden? Why would an employer, challenging his company then kill himself?

You could try https://windmillforwarding.com/?lang=en It's a moving company in EU. Red good reviews of them. However those were about moving TO Thailand. But they move, international, you have to ask them if they can be your transporter, other way around.

What do you think, is it a joke?

I just gave a plausible option, if it is like that, I dont know. Fact is, foreign CC was rejected. I bought a car battery at the dealer in "my country". I was not even allowed to pay with cash, new made rule of company. Surprise! So weird things happen all the time. and I m very aware of it. Fact in "my country" , lots of people changed to solar power (thanks to Putin & climate change) but now you have to pay for returning solar power to the grid ! ROI more then doubled in years. Depending on company, you pay per kWh or a vast amount of money. Yup weird things happen. And with this, if you have 200 thousand people (citizens) in Thailand paying with foreign CC, say 500000 baht/year, as Thailand you will miss tax on 100 billion baht. Thai government would let this slip away? Just picked some middel random numbers. If I lived in Thailand, this way (foreign CC) could be then a solution on not paying tax!? I probably then would do so, BUT I dont think Thai government is that stupid to let that go. Same as with gifts to wife. Why you think Thailand wants every Thai to have digital wallet? Data, in/out, tax ! So we have to wait ( a year?) on stories of people who were taxed on using the CC and bring in money abroad by CC. I surely wouldnt be surprised, if you get surprised by this action of Thailand. Thailand surprised already, changing visa (allegedly due to EU delegation). First step, next step, increase price on visa, inflation correction. So maybe a raise from 1900 to 2500 baht, wait for it, it will come. Elite visa now only for real rich people, gangsters. Shrettha wants to extend (Phang Nga)and renew airports, tallest building of the world in a sinking city, move government out of BK, stupid landbridge, high speed railways, subs with or without engine, renewing jet fighters with F35's, bridge to Koh Samui and a port for cruise ships to visit Koh Samui. Missed something, probably? So he needs ... money ! A load of it, every satang counts. He is creating problems, not solving and you pay for stupid things.

Beside extra cost with CC, maybe due to new "money abroad" tax ? You pay with foreign CC, so money abroad. Are companies now responsible for collecting data for tax over "money abroad"? As that incoming money should be first taxed as incoming money abroad!? Do they have to make a special money abroad "book" (foreign money incoming) with all data on it, so it can be all collected as tax data, to send user, citizen a tax bill? More extra work, costing money, more hassle for company, for free for tax revenue department to receive. Of course it has to be checked with your visum status, but computer systems can do easily, every time, all the time. I can imagine, mostly bigger (but sure also little ones) companies, dont want to go there and simple reject foreign CC. It maybe Thailand, but letting money slip away now with new system? Guess not. It is just a guess, but the hunt on money just begon in Thailand.