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Google certainly doesn't know everything. I googled "missing medieval servant boy" and it just said "that page can not be found".

She should call in the Police Squad, and get Frank Drebin on the case.

Some scientists believe that the Tyrannosaurus Rex can't 'clap' their hands because their arms are too short. I think it's because they are all dead.

I put a bet on at the bookies and my horse came in. I said "What the hell are doing in here? You're supposed to be at the race track!

I think I'm getting fat. When I sit in the bathtub the water in the toilet rises.

Let's see what Musk does when Trump starts trashing EVs on Twitter.

They're now reporting the true activity of the source is indeed 19 gigabecquerel. "Chief Health Officer Andrew Robertson said the small silver cylinder was a 19-gigabecquerel caesium 137 ceramic source commonly used in radiation gauges. “That may not mean a lot to people but probably more concerning is that it does emit a reasonable amount of radiation,” he said. Dr Robertson said the unit emits about two millisieverts of radiation per hour, which is the equivalent of having 10 x-rays in an hour". To compare, the maximum dose rate permitted for radiation classified workers in Australia is 20 millisieverts per year. Outback hunt for lost radioactive capsule - Australian Associated Press (aap.com.au)

Give him enough rope...