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ballpoint

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  1. I just got a new pet, and I've never had a pet before, so I went on a pet group online to get some tips. Someone on there said you should always get your pet a companion as its cruel to keep them in the house all day alone. Well so far I've bought 3 kittens, 4 puppies, 2 rabbits and 5 guinea pigs, but all my python wants to do is eat them.
  2. The man sitting next to me on the train this morning was doing a crossword. He didn't see the funny side when I told him seven up was lemonade.
  3. Forgive me Father, Padre or Priest, for I have synonymed.
  4. I said to the vicar: "This is a lovely old church vicar" He said: "It's Norman". I said: "Oh right, this is a lovely old church Norman".
  5. Tall people sleep longer in bed.
  6. My Son is taking part in a social science experiment. He has to wear a Trump 2024 t-shirt for two weeks and see how people react. So far he's been spat on, punched and had a bottle thrown at him. Now I'm very concerned about what will happen to him when he leaves the house.
  7. I jus drove from Bangkok to Korat. There were an awful lot of army convoys going the other way. Not one large one, but many smaller ones, as one would do when not trying to attract attention. I sure hope it's nothing to do with this.
  8. That is indeed a big aerosol. Bloody self correct.
  9. The dog finally managed to catch the car, and Nigel is surprised to find that it doesn't know how to drive it.
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