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There's one book in particular which should definitely be banned for its lascivious content under these laws. Just two quotes from it out of many that could have been chosen: “You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.” "If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity." The first quote comes from Ezekiel 16:17, the second from Deuteronomy 25:11-12. The book is, of course, the bible.

Cough syrup from 100 years ago. Good to see it's got less than 1% alcohol in it. Wouldn't want it to be too strong.

^^^ And the same question for this duck.

Tell me I'm not the only one who sees a bunch of dinosaurs.

Not a joke, but still amusing.

So that's where they're getting them from...