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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
If you have a bar, you need lemons. If you have melons, you need a bra. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I tried blowing up parliament using a bunch of bad cheese jokes. It was the pun Gouda plot. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I've got a French Bulldog. I'm always letting him out for a oui. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A blonde goes to the Dr with scalded feet. "How did you do that?" he asked. "I decided to try some tinned sponge pudding and followed the instructions carefully. It said “Pierce can and stand in boiling water”" -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
The blonde girl had to get rid of her vibrator. It kept chipping her teeth. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Last time I went to the airport I queued up at a table with some birds laying eggs on it. I’d gone to the chicken desk by mistake. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Legless parrot available, free to a good home... No perches necessary. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I ordered some bread rolls that were so shiny I took them back the baker to complain. I went in with all buns glazing. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I'm depressed. I thought growing old would take longer. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy? I hear you ask. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I got a tattoo of a digital watch on my wrist. I regretted it a minute later. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
After years of research, scientists have finally discovered what makes women happy. Nothing. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realised he had made it home safely. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I'm selling a limited edition bottle of Tippex to a Chinese man. I've told him it's a correctors item. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Staff wanted for new circumcision clinic. Minimum wage paid, but you get a share of the tips. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
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Apparent!y loads of people missed the deadline to sign up for free self-harm counselling sessions at our local village hall. Bet they’re really kicking themselves now…. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A young lad asked his dad if he could explain what a solar eclipse was. The dad replied, “No son.” -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I just saw Elvis at the customer service desk in HomePro. Returned a sander. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A snob, an Islamophobe and a glutton go into a pub and the barman says, ‘What will it be Boris?’ -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
My friend just broke up with her longtime boyfriend because she found out he was a communist. She should have known, there were red flags everywhere. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Did you hear about the agoraphobic homosexual? He came out then went back in again. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Eskimo 1 “Whats for dinner?” Eskimo 2 “Vera Lynn Burgers” Eskimo 1 “Oh no. Not whale meat again”