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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. He asked his wife Marie if she would go to HomePro to pick up a hinge and away she went. While she was waiting for the assistant to finish serving a customer she noticed a beautiful bathroom tap. When he was was finished Marie asked him, "how much is that bath tap?" The assistant replied, "That's a gold plated tap, and the price is 12,000 Baht. Marie exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive tap and certainly out of my price bracket." She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy. The assistant said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one. From the storeroom te yelled "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?" She paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the tap." -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
That could be terminal, but is more likely just a phase they're going through. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Why is it, when girls wear skimpy, revealing bikinis on holiday, they don't mind you staring at them? Yet if you catch them wearing only their bra and knickers, they scream and shout and cover themselves up with a towel? Sort it out Ladies. I don't climb up this ladder for the good of my health you know. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Solitary lions have no pride. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I've just watched the uncut version of Scarface. It's called Face. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Just been for a job interview for a running coach... They asked "When are you able to start?" I replied "As soon as the pistol's fired". -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Interviewer: "so you don't object to us contacting your previous employer, just to make sure you're going to fit in here?" Me: "not not at all, as long as I can speak to your previous employees to ask why they left". -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Last night I was in a bar when me and a friend got in an argument with some tough-looking blokes. My mate quickly whispered to me "Let's pretend we're the police".. Long story short, they kicked the <deleted> out of us before we even got through the first verse of "Roxanne". -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Is 5,000 Baht a good price for 2 beehives? Or am I being stung? -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
For Sale: Brand new Trivial Pursuit game. No questions asked. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Don't believe all the Russian disinformation on their troops pull-out of Chernobyl. I grew up in Chernobyl in the 1980's, and I can count at least 8 inaccuracies in their stories just on one hand. -
Assault on Kiev: Russian helicopters swoop above Ukraine's capital
ballpoint replied to Chris.B's topic in The War in Ukraine
Gordon talking sense for once: -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Lawyer: Did you kill him? Me: No. Lawyer: Do you know what the punishment is for committing perjury? Me: Much less than murder.