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ballpoint

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  1. I saw a sign that said "watch for children", and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade."
  2. I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it.
  3. I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long.
  4. I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn't want to interrupt her.
  5. My Doctor said he was not happy with my weight. From now on he said it is half portions for you. When I left his rooms I went next door to the Butcher and ordered Half a Lamb, Half a Pig and Half a cow .....................
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