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    I'm extremely passionate about preserving endangered animals. You should taste my panda jam and rhino chutney.
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    After several hours of amateur surgery, I remembered it's not 9 Livers that cats are supposed to have.
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    For Sale One pair prescription bifocal spectacles Great condition, only worn a handful of times. First to see will buy.
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    Irishman drove into a car boot sale wrong way round. Sold the engine.
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    In the ad break of a TV show last night a white, heterosexual couple were trying to sell me something. Then I remembered I was watching an 80's show on VHS.
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    I'm not saying staff at my local Tops are inept, but I've used self checkout twice and I've already been named Employee of the Month!
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    Hairdressers are not as good as they used to be. When I was a kid, barbers were so confident they had given you a good haircut, they sold condoms.
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    I'd have thought that Bicycle repairman could have dealt with the snake himself.
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