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The OP has an Israeli passport, and so would need a special visa to enter Malaysia. And, in Singapore you can leave the airport as long as your flight out is within 24 hours of your arrival. The departure tax is built into the airfare, so a return flight within 24 hours should be cheaper than one with a longer stay.

One day, a lawsuit in the US will make that sign compulsory. The only surprising thing is that it hasn't already happened.

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I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move. (Unlike my buddy, who got a job in Pyongyang.)

Last night I got so drunk that when I got to the bottom of the stairs, I took off my shoes, coat, top, trousers and underwear. Then I crept upstairs very quietly, so as not to wake the kids or my other half. It was only when I got to the very top I realised I was still on the bus home.

Woke up this morning a bit late, about 8:15 ish. Called down to the wife and got no answer. Got up and went downstairs to the kitchen and there she was, Face down on the floor. Dead! At that moment I completely lost it, my whole world fell apart, tears were welling in my eyes.............. Then a moment of pure inspiration........ ....McDonalds do Breakfast until 11:00!

David Blaine is said to be gutted because his record of doing f- all in a box for 42 days has been broken by Harry Kane.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

It's that time of year again, when I'm looking at my 2022 calendar. It's days are numbered.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat. And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat. And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine. And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4 The Italians drink a lot of red wine. And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats. And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION..... Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

I wonder when some of the remaining oligarchs will get together and spend a bit of their money on securing their futures by eliminating the cause of the problem?