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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
My girlfriend walked out on me, with my Bob Marley CD and my Satellite dish. No Woman, no Sky! -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I was on Twitter the other day and some clown had the gall to call me illiterate. I soon showed him though. I posted a photo of my parents' marriage certificate just to prove him wrong. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
TOP TIP OF THE DAY Going deep-sea diving? A single packet of Walkers crisps contains enough air for up to four hours. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Somebody once told me a kebab is great for soaking up the beer. I ran some tests and I must say I much prefer a cloth. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
If Tetris taught me anything, it is that mistakes pile up while success just vanishes. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Before the crowbar was invented, crows drank at home. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I met a dwarf called Peter, he's a baker and was telling me about baking flatbreads, it was fascinating. I love the pita patter of tiny Pete. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Can’t believe I got fired on my very first day as a signwirter. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
10 years ago a bloke came up to me in the pub. He told me to invest in beef, chicken and vegetable stocks. I wish I'd listened to him. He's a bouillonaire now. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
When I was born and my father picked me up for the first time he said to my mother “ The kid’s got bad breath and a hair lip“. She said “ You’re holding him upside down ! “ -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Breaking: Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
He's making a list He's checking it twice He's gonna find out whose naughty and nice Santa Claus is in contravention of Article 4 of General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016 / 679 -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Badly laid key stones are a builder's arch enemy. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!