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ballpoint

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  1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now, but there doesn't seem to be much left of him.
  2. I went online to check the value of my car. It asked me if the fuel tank was full or empty.
  3. These are desperate times...
  4. Sometimes it's a nightmare living near the airport. One time, this 747 flew so low over my condo that, when I walked from my living room to the kitchen, the stewardess told me to sit down.
  5. A guy calls : Hello, is this the Alcoholic Support Line? Yes, comes the answer. Okay, help me out, tell me what's the recipe for a mojito?

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