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I woke up this morning, got dressed and went in the kitchen where my girlfriend was already fixing breakfast. I looked to see what she was cooking, and I see one of my socks in the frying pan. "What are you doing?" I asked her. She said "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied. Completely puzzled, I walked away thinking to myself, "I really don't remember asking her to cook my sock...".

WARNING. Drinking alcohol before pregnancy can cause pregnancy.