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ballpoint

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  1. Of all my possessions, I love my sat-nav the most. I just don't know where I'd be without it.
  2. After almost 3 years of putting it off, I have just been fitted with orthodontic insoles. I didn't think they would make much difference, but now I stand corrected.
  3. A friend of mine is going to a transvestite themed party on Saturday. He's going to eat, drink & be Mary.
  4. I'm wondering about my wife. I just told her I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Monday.
  5. My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So I crashed the car... and then ignored her all day for no reason.
  6. Went to the gym this morning for the first time. The trainer asked me if I had ever tried squats. I said I had, he asked what type? Diddly I replied.
  7. Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest coward. The first one says, "My dad is so scared of lightning that when it strikes, he slides underneath our bed." The second kid says, "That's nothing. My dad is so scared of the dark, that when my mother works night shift, he sleeps with the woman next door."
  8. These tank announcements have certainly stirred up the Russian apologists. And all of their posts are either full of mock concern for how the tanks will be maintained and operated; bigoted attacks on Germany for its past; or trying to claim that they will be so effective (reading between the lines) that they will infuriate Putin, leading to WWIII. They must be really afraid of them. Bring them on.
  9. But, at least he uses a non-biased, factual source in his following post... Law Enforcement Today - Media Bias/Fact Check (mediabiasfactcheck.com)
  10. Maybe okay for a mullet removal, but they'll really need to redesign that blade, or move the stocks higher, for the full head chop...
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