A man is on a street corner in Moscow yelling “The president is an idiot!“
Police surround him and handcuff him. They say, “It is illegal to insult President Putin”
He says “You don’t understand! I mean the Ukrainian president, Zelensky. He is the one I was insulting!“
The police captain says, “You can’t fool us. Everyone knows who the idiot is!"
A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived.
"Oh," he said, "she lives at the airport, and whenever we want her, we just go get her.
Then, when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the airport."
The Amazon customer who received a packet of biscuits instead of the Kindle he ordered says he now wishes he hadn’t pressed the “accept cookies” button.