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ballpoint

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  1. When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.
  2. Anne Summers have announced that they are going to start selling a new lager flavoured gel that women can rub on their "Bits". However, campaigner's want it banned amid fears of 24 hour "minge" drinking.
  3. I just bought a new self-help book: Dyslexia for Begonias.
  4. My wife has just lost one of my Mr. Men books That's it - No more Mr Nice guy!
  5. I saw a sign that said "watch for children", and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade."
  6. I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it.
  7. I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long.
  8. I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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