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    Larson predicts the future:
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    The perfect computer game for one or two members here...
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    The first time I saw a universal remote control on sale, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’
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    The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP.
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    I hired a local electrician. But when I found out how bad he is, I was shocked.
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    I failed maths at school more times than I can count.
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    People call me a hypochondriac. That really hurts!
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    My wife and I decided that we don't want children. If anyone does, we can drop them off tomorrow.
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    I've been going out with my current girlfriend for, um, let's see now... Oh, that's it. Sex.
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    I went to a psychiatrist and he told me I have a preoccupation with vengence. Huh! We'll see about that.
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    I just read a good book on a legendary ladyboy who had a speech impediment. It was called "Man or myth?"
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    I went to join the local debating society, but they talked me out of it.
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    I don't mind admitting that I'm a rather lazy person. I'm so lazy, that I
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    I quit my job at the helium plant when my boss called me into his office. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
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