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Three dinosaurs were out hunting together when they came across a lamp. Out popped a genie who gave them a wish each. The first one wishes that it would rain sausages. The three dinosaurs find themselves in a storm of sausages. The second dinosaur thinks for a while and, to outdo his friend, asks for it to rain steaks. And so, they find themselves bombarded with steaks of all kinds. The third dinosaur thinks really hard because he really wants to outdo the other two. After a while, his face broadens into a grin and he says, “I’d like a meatier shower”

I heard a great joke about chiropractors recently. I can't remember exactly when I heard it, but it was about a weak back.

Yes, I've turned over a new leaf.

Damn, I should have learned from the time a bank director contacted me saying someone with the same surname as me had died in a car crash, along with his entire family, leaving $10 million in his bank and she was willing to give me half if I claimed to be related to him. I ignored it and though nothing more about it until the day my brother turned up driving a gold plated Rolls Royce and lighting cigars with $100 bills.

I'd like to thank the OP for this thread as it reminded me to check my own spam folder and I found out that I'm rich. If he sends me his bank account details I'll forward him some of the money as a token of my gratitude as soon as I sort out my Pay-Pal account. (Should anyone be concerned, yes, I have deleted all of these without opening them).

I don't go for that new fangled text gibberish, but -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / .-- . .-.. -.-. --- -- . (or, if the navy floats your boat, )

Stop beating about the bush and get to the root of the issue, or I won't bother to log on to this thread anymore and will branch out to another instead.

Hard? Looks a bit floppy to me. Besides, you should see a doctor. Looks like you've slipped a disk in there.

Why? Are you anti-pasta?

Use your noodle, and don't walk pasta penne.