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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Man found hanged in his flat, 8 years after committing suicide. Proves his point really. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Is it bad luck to be superstitious? -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A barrister arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling depressed. when he walked through the door at home, his wife started on at him: “What time of night to be getting home is this? He headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs. While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband’s client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally realising what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet. “They’re not hanging Wright tonight,” she said. To which he whirled around and screamed: “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, DON’T YOU EVER STOP?" -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Just seen the BBC news headlines. Apparently the police are holding three men over a fire in West London. Bit harsh, I wonder what they've done? -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Three dinosaurs were out hunting together when they came across a lamp. Out popped a genie who gave them a wish each. The first one wishes that it would rain sausages. The three dinosaurs find themselves in a storm of sausages. The second dinosaur thinks for a while and, to outdo his friend, asks for it to rain steaks. And so, they find themselves bombarded with steaks of all kinds. The third dinosaur thinks really hard because he really wants to outdo the other two. After a while, his face broadens into a grin and he says, “I’d like a meatier shower” -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I heard a great joke about chiropractors recently. I can't remember exactly when I heard it, but it was about a weak back. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Yes, I've turned over a new leaf. -
Do I risk ending up in everyone's spam folder?
ballpoint replied to BananaBandit's topic in IT and Computers
Damn, I should have learned from the time a bank director contacted me saying someone with the same surname as me had died in a car crash, along with his entire family, leaving $10 million in his bank and she was willing to give me half if I claimed to be related to him. I ignored it and though nothing more about it until the day my brother turned up driving a gold plated Rolls Royce and lighting cigars with $100 bills. -
Do I risk ending up in everyone's spam folder?
ballpoint replied to BananaBandit's topic in IT and Computers
I'd like to thank the OP for this thread as it reminded me to check my own spam folder and I found out that I'm rich. If he sends me his bank account details I'll forward him some of the money as a token of my gratitude as soon as I sort out my Pay-Pal account. (Should anyone be concerned, yes, I have deleted all of these without opening them). -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I don't go for that new fangled text gibberish, but -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / .-- . .-.. -.-. --- -- . (or, if the navy floats your boat, ) -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Stop beating about the bush and get to the root of the issue, or I won't bother to log on to this thread anymore and will branch out to another instead. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Hard? Looks a bit floppy to me. Besides, you should see a doctor. Looks like you've slipped a disk in there. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Why? Are you anti-pasta? -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Use your noodle, and don't walk pasta penne. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!