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ballpoint

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  1. Amazingly, 25 years on, and I can still remember what I was doing the moment I heard Diana was dead. I was at an all-night panel beaters in Paris getting my Fiat Uno fixed.
  2. I bought a book about the dangers of deforestation. The first page says, “You’re not helping”
  3. I accidentally drank some invisible ink earlier. Now I'm in hospital, waiting to be seen.
  4. A new charity single is being released to help flood victims in Pakistan. Raindrops keep falling on Amhed….
  5. Though, given the location, maybe that's what he was wanting.
  6. Our local chapter of the Flat Earth Society is so pressed for members that they're offering each new applicant a chance to win a round the world cruise.
  7. Coming soon; Every missile that Russia fires will land in the sea, somewhere off the coast of Japan.
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