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And damn good fun it was too...

Coming soon. Everyone who voted yes gets banned from Twitter. In fact, I can't see why they haven't just left already. Leave it to the Musk Rats.

They all abstained in the past, except for the US and Ukraine. This non-binding resolution has been introduced by Russia annually since 2015, and has rightly been seen as a shameless attempt to excuse its annexation of Crimea while giving it carte blanche to invade any nation it accuses of "Nazism". "Each year, this resolution is endorsed by a large majority. It was adopted on December 16, 2021, by 130 votes for, 2 against (United States and Ukraine) and 49 abstentions. While France did vote against the text for the first time this year, it had never voted for it and had always abstained, like many other Western countries". Why France and 51 other countries voted against UN resolution condemning Nazism (lemonde.fr) Every nation that voted against the resolution has explained why it did so in pretty strong terms. For example, this is what the EU said: "We strongly condemn the abuse of the argument of the fight against Nazism, and reject the inaccurate and inappropriate use of the term 'denazification' by Russia to justify its inhumane, cruel and illegal war of aggression against Ukraine, the continued impacts of which are dire, not only for the people of Ukraine, but for people around the world. Such distortion erodes our understanding of the Holocaust, disrespects its legacy and undermines democratic principles". EU Explanation of Vote – UN General Assembly: Draft Resolution on Combating glorification of Nazism | EEAS Website (europa.eu) It's sickening that Russian shills attempt to bring this up as if it shames those who voted against it, when all the shame lies with those who introduced it.

The orchestra on the Titanic springs to mind.

In a conventional gas / oil field, the hydrocarbons have migrated from a source rock and accumulated in a large porous reservoir over millions of years. You drill your wells and it either comes out under its own pressure, or you suck it out, until you've recovered all that is possible to with today's technology, which may be some time - the largest oil field in the world (Ghawar Field in Saudi Arabia) has produced 65 billion barrels since 1951 and is still going. In a shale gas / oil field, the hydrocarbons are unable to migrate from the organic source material, because shale is impermeable, so they are adsorbed to it, building up in layers that may only be one or a few molecules thick. Drilling is done along layers that have high amounts of this organic carbon, or kerogen, in shales that have sufficient "brittleness" to be artificially fractured, which is why it's not suitable for every shale deposit. The more kerogen the well intercepts, and is able to be reached by fracking, the more hydrocarbons you produce, and the longer production will last. As someone said earlier, typically around three years. Multiple wells are drilled horizontally along these layers, and spaced apart so that the fractures from one just about meet the fractures from the ones around it in order to access as much kerogen as possible from as few wells as possible. It's a bit like having a rain water tank that, once the time is taken to fill up, provides a lot of readily accessible water, compared with going onto your roof and sucking up the individual drops lying on it one by one.

Nah. Those pants wouldn't fit me.

With a free one given to everybody who buys the complete set of Trump NFTs.

Well, his mother was extra virgin. Allegedly.

They're probably all at Mar-a-Lago.

There's a huge difference between a relatively small air filled cylinder submerged in water - where all the pressure is pushing inwards against a convex surface - and a tall, much larger tube filled with water - where all the pressure is pushing outwards against a concave surface. It's the same reason why large dams are built curving towards the water, and why archways don't collapse.

I wasn't going to visit my family this Christmas, but my mum promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion!

I went into the florists this morning and said: "Do you have tulips?" She said: "Yes and two eyes, two ears and a nose."

What’s the most popular Christmas wine? “‘But I don’t like Brussels sprouts!”

I've had enough of Christmas. All year long I work my fingers to the bone to buy all the presents that my kids ask for, and what happens Christmas morning? That fat ****** with the beard gets all the credit for it! I suppose it was my fault for marrying her.