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    Nah. Those pants wouldn't fit me.
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    With a free one given to everybody who buys the complete set of Trump NFTs.
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    Well, his mother was extra virgin. Allegedly.
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    They're probably all at Mar-a-Lago.
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    There's a huge difference between a relatively small air filled cylinder submerged in water - where all the pressure is pushing inwards against a convex surface - and a tall, much larger tube filled with water - where all the pressure is pushing outwards against a concave surface. It's the same reason why large dams are built curving towards the water, and why archways don't collapse.
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    I wasn't going to visit my family this Christmas, but my mum promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
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    Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion!
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    I went into the florists this morning and said: "Do you have tulips?" She said: "Yes and two eyes, two ears and a nose."
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    What’s the most popular Christmas wine? “‘But I don’t like Brussels sprouts!”
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    I've had enough of Christmas. All year long I work my fingers to the bone to buy all the presents that my kids ask for, and what happens Christmas morning? That fat ****** with the beard gets all the credit for it! I suppose it was my fault for marrying her.
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    N V B K I T H E K L O P F I N V E N T O R Z S F O F T H E E F G H J I O L P L Y Q W O R D S E A R C H H A S J P O D I E D G W
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    Well it's that time of year again when the £80 a week I invest in child maintenance finally pays off by providing me with a pair of f***ing socks.
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    I can barely walk any more. But at least my doctor says I'm getting a trophy.
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    The problem is they're dyslexic as well as dysfunctional, and think they got a melon.
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    Here's one of them. I bet some can't wait to buy the whole set. 'Losing the plot': Trump mocked for latest 'major announcement' (msn.com) And another... No comment is needed, other than narcissistic sociopath. Trump ridiculed for ‘major announcement’ that he’s selling digital trading cards (yahoo.com)
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