POSTER OF THE YEAR: The Final Round, 2017

[geronimo]

2 minutes ago, colinneil said:

Come on all you undecided folk, vote for me or even vote for 1 below me.

If you allow Transam to win he will make our lives a misery, he will not stop gloating/ singing about it..

 

a bit early for desperation methinks ....... Trans will likely put his foot in it without any help from you Sir! Stand your ground and wait for the order to fire!!!

Edited December 23, 2017 by geronimo

[Naam]

23 minutes ago, lannarebirth said:

 

I'm torn. I'm sure most people like me are sick of the constant videos, emoticons and threats of spontaneous singing. Should we get that whole mess out of the way this year or have to suffer under that cloud for who knows how long?

[geronimo]

12 minutes ago, Naam said:

Torn is good. Of course, there are those who would simply say, "No one is putting a gun to your head and forcing to enter this thread", but I think it is good for all TV members to take a sneek peek at the underhand goings on, which they would not even know existed, had they not checked out this thread.

[geronimo]

It's usually around the 23rd that the dirt diggers begin to unearth, so fasten your chinstraps .....

[Andrew Dwyer]

It's usually around the 23rd that the dirt diggers begin to unearth, so fasten your chinstraps .....

Yes !!
What this thread needs is some real controversy
I.e. Colin’s name is actually Neil Colin [emoji33]
or
Transam can actually sing !! [emoji33]
or
Baboon is not actually a primate and is........wait for it !............... a falang like the rest of us !! ( shock horror )
or
DSD actually likes cats and is afraid of dogs !! [emoji33]
or
JAG actually exists and will post on here to prove it !!

[Scott]

59 minutes ago, colinneil said:

Come on all you undecided folk, vote for me or even vote for 1 below me.

If you allow Transam to win he will make our lives a misery, he will not stop gloating/ singing about it..

 

Yes, but on the positive side, he then can't run again!!

 

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Yes !!
What this thread needs is some real controversy
I.e. Colin’s name is actually Neil Colin
or
Transam can actually sing !!
or
Baboon is not actually a primate and is........wait for it !............... a falang like the rest of us !! ( shock horror )
or
DSD actually likes cats and is afraid of dogs !!
or
JAG actually exists and will post on here to prove it !!

Strange thing the Internet, there are those who are convinced that Trans is actually a grandmother from Barnsley!

[geronimo]

3 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Yes !!
What this thread needs is some real controversy
I.e. Colin’s name is actually Neil Colin
or
Transam can actually sing !!
or
Baboon is not actually a primate and is........wait for it !............... a falang like the rest of us !! ( shock horror )
or
DSD actually likes cats and is afraid of dogs !!
or
JAG actually exists and will post on here to prove it !!

Regarding DSD, rumour has it he's in cahoots with Dick Dastardly, makes sense I suppose .....

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

Regarding DSD, rumour has it he's in cahoots with Dick Dastardly, makes sense I suppose .....

and Trans only sings when he throttles up the V8, then no one (including him) can hear it.

[geronimo]

He's currently up to his elbows in con rods and camshafts, pondering on the timing belt .... and while most of us wash the car weekly, he strips the entire engine down biweekly (whether it needs it or not)

Edited December 23, 2017 by geronimo

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

He's currently up to his elbows in con rods and camshafts, pondering on the timing belt .... and while most of us wash the car weekly, he strips the entire engine down biweekly (whether it needs it or not)

The electric Skoda will change things ..... only needs the occasional fuse change ....

Edited December 23, 2017 by geronimo

[transam]

1 hour ago, lannarebirth said:

 

I'm torn. I'm sure most people like me are sick of the constant videos, emoticons and threats of spontaneous singing. Should we get that whole mess out of the way this year or have to suffer under that cloud for who knows how long?

Well look at it this way, if I lose.....

 

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

The electric Skoda will change things ..... only needs the occasional fuse change ....

The electric car will, of course, outperform anything he's ever driven, and with no sound, he'll install a million watt sound system and play V8 motors singing on the red line with all the windows open!

[impulse]

5 minutes ago, geronimo said:

He's currently up to his elbows in con rods and camshafts, pondering on the timing belt .... and while most of us wash the car weekly, he strips the entire engine down biweekly (whether it needs it or not)

 

I'm not sure he'd even know what a timing belt is.  That's newfangled tech.  Back in the day, we all used chains.

 

Edited December 23, 2017 by impulse

[geronimo]

Just now, impulse said:

 

I'm not sure he's even know what a timing belt is.  That's newfangled tech.  Back in the day, we all used chains.

 

There are positives, no more searching for that 10mm socket ....

[impulse]

Just now, geronimo said:

There are positives, no more searching for that 10mm socket ....

 

I still remember the horror when I found a metric bolt on American steel...  Commie plot, I thought to myself.

 

[geronimo]

actually, a little history of the man in question,

 

when he was a teenager, he stripped his first engine down, and after a few days, his buddy noticed a nice little metal statue that had been welded onto the dashboard. He complemented Trans on his artwork, and was told that he made them with the 3 con rods left over after the engine rebuild!

[geronimo]

Personally, I feel Colin needs a campaign manager, as this silent approach is not working. A good veteran would find some grime on the leader and you would surely creep up.

[geronimo]

Trans checks who looks at his profile at least seven times a day .....

[Ulysses G.]

1 hour ago, colinneil said:

 

If you allow Transam to win he will make our lives a misery, he will not stop gloating/ singing about it..

 

Don't you think h deserves it after all this time? He is not a quitter. That is for sure.

[geronimo]

and he's desperately trying to delete that post he made about gay animal rights activists ....

[transam]

1 hour ago, lannarebirth said:

 

I'm torn. I'm sure most people like me are sick of the constant videos, emoticons and threats of spontaneous singing. Should we get that whole mess out of the way this year or have to suffer under that cloud for who knows how long?

Sunbeam, remember this, the stuff you are sick of is the stuff that has got me to the final head to head shootout three years in a row..And I ain't about to change.

 

At the mo I am just rehearsing some Christmas carols... Some real crackers, wish you were here...

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, Ulysses G. said:

Don't you think h deserves it after all this time? He is not a quitter. That is for sure.

We're all rooting for second place. Sipi has bet everything he owns on it!

[geronimo]

The TV servers will be jammed with people trawling through old posts, looking for anything ....

[geronimo]

DSD is now frantically checking if he ever posted anything negative about canines ....

[geronimo]

Of course, if a candidate was to be found to have contradicted themself, that would be it ....

[geronimo]

That's the beauty of POTY, the rug can be pulled from under you with a single post!!!!!

[Scott]

4 minutes ago, geronimo said:

We're all rooting for second place. Sipi has bet everything he owns on it!

You mean the Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride syndrome?

 

[geronimo]

Trans was seen at one of those "throw 5 baht in the well and wish" places. Wonder what he wished for?

[geronimo]

Just now, geronimo said:

Trans was seen at one of those "throw 5 baht in the well and wish" places. Wonder what he wished for?

Probably that Tesla was never born ....