webfact Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Human feces believed belong to Premchai collected as a piece of evidence By Thai PBS Forest rangers have found the human feces suspected to discharged by Italian-Thai Development Plc boss Premchai Karnasuta near the site where the poor black panther was butchered after it was shot dead allegedly by Premchai’s hunting party early this month. Mr Chaiwant Limlikhit-aksorn, chief of the Phya Sua (Tiger) task force of the Department of National Parks, Wildlife and Plants Conservation, told the media on Sunday that the feces was located in front of the spot where Premchai’s car was parked and was about three metres from where the spent shell of a shotgun cartridge was found. He said he believed that the feces came from Premchai who suddenly felt the call of nature and just discharged it right in front of his car as two of his men, one of them believed to be a hunter, were butchering the dead panther and stripping it off its skin. Full story: http://englishnews.thaipbs.or.th/human-feces-believed-belong-premchai-collected-piece-evidence/ -- © Copyright Thai PBS 2018-02-19 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ezzra Posted February 18, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 18, 2018 Poor Premchai, even his shit is being scrutinized, i hope he will wear some of it once found to be guilty.... 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dexlowe Posted February 18, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 18, 2018 We have the same problem in NZ -- freedom campers crapping anywhere they like. Forensic examination of their droppings has failed to turn up any evidence of kiwi meat, however, just quinoa seeds and kale. 2 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ukrules Posted February 18, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 18, 2018 26 minutes ago, webfact said: where the poor black panther was butchered after it was shot dead Just how poor was this panther ? We all know that the poor get very little justice in this country. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post isaanbanhou Posted February 18, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 18, 2018 Let's hope the feces is about to hit the fan for Premchai. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeneeds Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 After testing and the rightful owner of the faeces is proven will authorities send for the owner to come and retrieve his body waste, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailand Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 He is no longer full of it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunderhill Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 easily explained, he s h i t himself when he heard "someone" discharge a weapon. or he could just have this problem below? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post z42 Posted February 18, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 18, 2018 This is stupid, is this a ruse to get him off the charges? I really can't understand why this is even relevant unless the investigation is trying to prove that he was just crapping his pants the entire time while his buddies were out slaying and butchering all the animals. He was there, his guns were there, he's gotta carry the can to some degree regardless. Just focus on the real evidence rather than trying to deflect with $#it excuses 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 I love all the wisecracks! Seriously though, I'm assuming your faeces will contain your DNA, hence being able to prove scientifically who’s jobby it was? Even if that is so, the way I read it, Fatso's discharge was before he allegedly consumed the black panther, unless he had eaten one of the other forbidden animals first, hence containing their DNA in his output as well? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiwrath Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 There was probably lots in his underpants, to compare it with, from when he got arrested ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darcula Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 1 hour ago, webfact said: the feces came from Premchai who suddenly felt the call of nature and just discharged it right in front of his car Check his dashcam for the funny face footage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post canuckamuck Posted February 19, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 19, 2018 I thought they had the feces locked up all ready. 1 hour ago, Dexlowe said: We have the same problem in NZ -- freedom campers crapping anywhere they like. Forensic examination of their droppings has failed to turn up any evidence of kiwi meat, however, just quinoa seeds and kale. This times the contents will likely be panda, Javan rhino and Yangtze river dolphin, perhaps a bit of dodo and unicorn. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazySlipper Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 A DNA test on skat? Really?? Geezzzzz... prolly going to start doing DNA tests on the semen of patrons caught in brothels... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammieuk1 Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 It could be a very sizeable dump to analyse looking at the size of the turn out gut. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SABloke Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 I guess if it turns out the shit does not belong to him, it will prove that he was not there. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyL Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Incredible if true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 16 minutes ago, SABloke said: I guess if it turns out the shit does not belong to him, it will prove that he was not there. Chaiwat Limlikitaksorn, head of a special task force with the Department of National Parks, Wildlife and Plant Conservation, said.... "It can prove that he was there, he cannot say he was not there," Chaiwat said, adding that the waste would be tested for Premchai's DNA. (That has also answered my earlier query as to whether faeces contain the person's DNA.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post SABloke Posted February 19, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 19, 2018 Just now, bluesofa said: Chaiwat Limlikitaksorn, head of a special task force with the Department of National Parks, Wildlife and Plant Conservation, said.... "It can prove that he was there, he cannot say he was not there," Chaiwat said, adding that the waste would be tested for Premchai's DNA. (That has also answered my earlier query as to whether faeces contain the person's DNA.) I was clearly taking the piss, yet I was apparently on point - I can't believe the photo of the guy at the camp is not proof. This <deleted> place is insane 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YetAnother Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 3 hours ago, webfact said: He said he believed that the feces came from Premchai who suddenly felt the call of nature and just discharged it right in front of his car ah, add a shovelful of shame to the mix 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worgeordie Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 "He said he believed that the feces came from Premchai who suddenly felt the call of nature and just discharged it right in front of his car as two of his men, one of them believed to be a hunter, were butchering the dead panther and stripping it off its skin." This guy should start writing thriller's, he was not there,so could not possibly know, who's shit it was, and if not the Big Game hunter,just goes to cloudy the water, he was arrested at the campsite, Black Panther tail in the soup,plus its skin,how much more evidence do they need, regards worgeordie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny49r Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 3 hours ago, webfact said: Human feces believed belong to Premchai collected as a piece of evidence Does a bear crap in the woods? Apparently Thai officials do! I wonder if they will check it for fit by re-inserting it? Hey if the 'shoe' fits... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, johnny49r said: Does a bear crap in the woods? Apparently Thai officials do! I wonder if they will check it for fit by re-inserting it? Hey if the 'shoe' fits... I always thought the mis-quotes on those were better: Does the pope sh!t in the woods? Is a bear catholic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classic Ray Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 I am sure they will be examining it not only for his DNA, but also the remains of whatever animals were cooked and eaten to show he did indeed consume the protected animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcatcher Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 It will only be a "matter" of time before this appears on his Faecesbook page. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Misterwhisper Posted February 19, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 19, 2018 (edited) If testing shows that the piece of crap indeed belongs to the piece of shit, it will probably be used as evidence in court, neatly sealed in a zip-loc bag. "Your honor, I present exhibit F, a bag of shit..." (upon which a stampede breaks out in the court room) Edited February 19, 2018 by Misterwhisper 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveE13 Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 That will be a bloody great big turd look at the size of him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxLee Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 4 hours ago, webfact said: Human feces believed belong to Premchai collected as a piece of evidence Well I guess the investigators will be in deep SH****** , if they sniff too far...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Just now, MaxLee said: Well I guess the investigators will be in deep SH****** , if they sniff too far...... I reckon they're taking the p155. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonlover Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 3 hours ago, bluesofa said: I love all the wisecracks! Seriously though, I'm assuming your faeces will contain your DNA, hence being able to prove scientifically who’s jobby it was? Even if that is so, the way I read it, Fatso's discharge was before he allegedly consumed the black panther, unless he had eaten one of the other forbidden animals first, hence containing their DNA in his output as well? A feces can be tied to its issuer (for want of a better word) by comparing the bacterial content, which is as unique to each individual as are their fingerprints. They just need to call upon Premchai to provide a fresh sample. So this evidence could be used to tie him to the scene. Whether that is sufficient for their case is another matter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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