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How To Grow Your Own Dope In Thailand

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Plant a farang in your village.

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Plant a farang in your village.

:o:D

Plant a farang in your village.

:o

The post lacks of Wit.

Why Issarn?

Fine.

However, can you "smoke" the farang or "snort" it ?

:o

:o

at least your screenname is spot on!

ok ...... :o if you can not grow it how do you buy it safely

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The post lacks of Wit.

Sorry to have upset you. Please tick whichever applies (multiple answers acceptable):

i) you have no sense of humour.

ii) you have been "planted" in Issan by your Thai wife/GF and this is a bit too real to be funny.

iii) you were hoping for some real information on growing dope and are disappointed.

iv) you think that your response is witty.

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Why Issarn?

Why not? Its just a joke.

QUOTE(TAWP @ 2007-01-25 22:48:59)

The post lacks of Wit.

Sorry to have upset you. Please tick whichever applies (multiple answers acceptable):

i) you have no sense of humour.

ii) you have been "planted" in Issan by your Thai wife/GF and this is a bit too real to be funny.

iii) you were hoping for some real information on growing dope and are disappointed.

iv) you think that your response is witty.

None of them.

I live in Isaarn, are you saying that all farangs here are dopes?

Not funny.

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at least your screenname is spot on!

FYI its called self deprecating humour. Try it. It doesn't hurt.

QUOTE(TAWP @ 2007-01-25 22:48:59)

The post lacks of Wit.

Sorry to have upset you. Please tick whichever applies (multiple answers acceptable):

i) you have no sense of humour.

ii) you have been "planted" in Issan by your Thai wife/GF and this is a bit too real to be funny.

iii) you were hoping for some real information on growing dope and are disappointed.

iv) you think that your response is witty.

None of them.

I live in Isaarn, are you saying that all farangs here are dopes?

Not funny.

I agree with you. Not funny at all, not even a little.

But what to expect from a guy who has no info in his profile:

Age Unknown gender_mystery.png Gender Not Set Location Unknown

Troll to my opinion, again targeting Isaan.....

Joe

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QUOTE(TAWP @ 2007-01-25 22:48:59)

The post lacks of Wit.

Sorry to have upset you. Please tick whichever applies (multiple answers acceptable):

i) you have no sense of humour.

ii) you have been "planted" in Issan by your Thai wife/GF and this is a bit too real to be funny.

iii) you were hoping for some real information on growing dope and are disappointed.

iv) you think that your response is witty.

None of them.

I live in Isaarn, are you saying that all farangs here are dopes?

Not funny.

Did I say that? Lighten up. Where do you think I live?

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Fine.

However, can you "smoke" the farang or "snort" it ?

:o

Sure, certainly the former. Good to see someone taking it the way it was intended. There seems to be a lot of "thin skins" around. Spoils the enjoyment in my experience.

Fair enough Alf - slightly funny. :o

I thought it was slightly funny Alfie. Certainly on par with most of the jokes here.

I thought it was slightly funny Alfie. Certainly on par with most of the jokes here.

Kayo, what happened to your avatar? They stole it? I liked the previous one...

Joe

Hey Joe. Familiar (:D ) face.

:D

My Roger Rabbit, my Klazy Krown, and my Pink Elephant (Chang Chompuu) permanently trade off with eachother. I believe in workers rights to holiday time! :o

Hey Joe. Familiar ( :D ) face.

:D

My Roger Rabbit, my Klazy Krown, and my Pink Elephant (Chang Chompuu) permanently trade off with eachother. I believe in workers rights to holiday time! :o

What about Moo noi? :D

like,gag me witha spoon :o

Plant a farang in your village.

:D:bah: :bah: :o;) haha. awesome joke alf!

:D but keep your day job :D :D :o

QUOTE(TAWP @ 2007-01-25 22:48:59)

The post lacks of Wit.

Sorry to have upset you. Please tick whichever applies (multiple answers acceptable):

i) you have no sense of humour.

ii) you have been "planted" in Issan by your Thai wife/GF and this is a bit too real to be funny.

iii) you were hoping for some real information on growing dope and are disappointed.

iv) you think that your response is witty.

None of them.

I live in Isaarn, are you saying that all farangs here are dopes?

Not funny.

I agree with you. Not funny at all, not even a little.

But what to expect from a guy who has no info in his profile:

Age Unknown gender_mystery.png Gender Not Set Location Unknown

Troll to my opinion, again targeting Isaan.....

Joe

It's a <deleted> joke posted in the jokes forum, lighten up.

Also, is it a condition to joining TV that you have to populate your profile?

Or is that a condition to join the rice farmer's clique?

PS forgot to add - it made me chuckle.

Perhaps "Sanuk Joe", what a misnomer, would have appreciated it more if the punchline were "Plant a farang in Pattaya".

Totally unexpected, I now have coke in my keyboard.

NO, the stuff that comes in a red can!!!!!

:o:D

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

I got one Thai neighbor who gets drunk every night, comes home, beats the wife, early each morning goes out in his underwear and pees on the front porch.

Another neighboring Thai family that gets a new tiny dog every 10 weeks. Oh, they're oh so cute when they're tiny pups, but behold they grow to become incessent barkers - and the family doesn't have a clue how to discipline them (I do it for them).

Another neighbor who sprays pesticide all around his shallow water well every to often.

....... SO WHO'S THE DOPE?!?!

I thought it was funny dude. keep trying...

Totally unexpected, I now have coke in my keyboard.

I was half way out the door to go round your place before your clarification caught my eye... :D :D :D

NO, the stuff that comes in a red can!!!!!

:o:D

Mildly amusing :o

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