Student's desperate messages to brother after realising she left sex toy at home - but they're too late

By Zoe Forsey

 

Oh no... (Image: iStockphoto)

 

Imagine getting to university, unpacking and realising you've forgotten something important.

 

The remote for the TV, your favourite pair of shoes or that special family photo frame - it's really annoying.

 

Now imagine that item isn't just something you'll miss, but something you REALLY don't want your parents coming across in your absence.

 

One student left her vibrator in her bedroom at her mum's house, and was understandably horrified when she realised.

 

Full Story: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/horrified-student-leaves-sex-toy-12501000

Jeez man, you can only put so much stupid clickbait titles before readers start avoiding this section altogether.

Now that is humour, love it thanks for posting.

2 minutes ago, ChidlomDweller said:

Jeez man, you can only put so much stupid clickbait titles before readers start avoiding this section altogether.

Lighten up mate, it will have Thaivisa's finest all over this soon.

Quite sure Mum wont be too unhappy.

 

Dad might though.

Looks like the latest 2019, One iPhone 

Love a story that has a good Vibe.


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what's this got to do with thailand? and coming from that rag it's highly likely to be untrue. come on thai visa team, you're better than this.

36 minutes ago, samsensam said:

what's this got to do with thailand? and coming from that rag it's highly likely to be untrue. come on thai visa team, you're better than this.

You might have to expect more of the same. The Nation; who are in partnership with TV; were recently bought out by News International, who also own the Sun.

Sorry clicked the wrong link.

Thought this was ThaiVisa.

Got the UniLad Bible.

mother disappointed because the batteries are too small to fit her ……………….. remote 

she doesn't want  her mother to find the dildo, so she asks her brother?

right.

16 hours ago, RichardColeman said:

Quite sure Mum wont be too unhappy.

 

Dad might though.

Shouldn't that be the other way around ?

 

Mum has got a new toy , needs less of dad's "toy".

1 minute ago, BuaBS said:

Shouldn't that be the other way around ?

 

Mum has got a new toy , needs less of dad's "toy".

That's what I said !

11 minutes ago, RichardColeman said:

That's what I said !

Oops , missed the unhappy.

18 hours ago, RichardColeman said:

Quite sure Mum wont be too unhappy.

 

Dad might though.

Only if she decides to let dad know that she has it,5555

12 hours ago, champers said:

You might have to expect more of the same. The Nation; who are in partnership with TV; were recently bought out by News International, who also own the Sun.

Not exactly;

Sontiyan Chuenruetainaidhama, of conservative outlets T News and INN News fame , purchased the failing company.  He controls  News Network Corp. Public Co. Ltd. 

The Sun is part of Rupert Murdoch's News Corp.

 

 

Gullible people. 

Another staged story. 

 

On 5/10/2018 at 5:38 PM, ChidlomDweller said:

Jeez man, you can only put so much stupid clickbait titles before readers start avoiding this section altogether.

 

I was banned for a short while for using exactly the same term.

She gave an idea for next Apple product! 

 

iDildo!

On 5/10/2018 at 11:06 PM, getithere328 said:

Love a story that has a good Vibe.


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But better with good vid -

 

Can someone tell me how vibrator works? The penis doesn't vibrates right? It goes in and out in the pussy right? Then why is the vibrator vibrates for, shouldn't it be going in and out like a real penis? It seems to me the vibrator is not doing the right motion.