Now having discovered that I'm a tv series slagger as well as a thread slagger it seems that the only honorable thing to do is to create my own tv series....and I owe overwhelming gratefulness to Suegha for having insinuated this obligation.....please help!! I've never made a tv series before and I'm not sure how its done...do you start with a title?...like Hemmingway....he probably started with "The Old Man and the Sea" and then by pondering this the entire book wrote itself....do you think?

Chownah

Now having discovered that I'm a tv series slagger as well as a thread slagger it seems that the only honorable thing to do is to create my own tv series....and I owe overwhelming gratefulness to Suegha for having insinuated this obligation.....please help!! I've never made a tv series before and I'm not sure how its done...do you start with a title?...like Hemmingway....he probably started with "The Old Man and the Sea" and then by pondering this the entire book wrote itself....do you think?

Chownah

You could always do the Life and Times of The Little Black Duck..

Once apon a time there was a cute little nest amongst the reeds on a quiet little lake..

in this nest was one solitary light brown egg...Get the picture ????

Now having discovered that I'm a tv series slagger as well as a thread slagger it seems that the only honorable thing to do is to create my own tv series....and I owe overwhelming gratefulness to Suegha for having insinuated this obligation.....please help!! I've never made a tv series before and I'm not sure how its done...do you start with a title?...like Hemmingway....he probably started with "The Old Man and the Sea" and then by pondering this the entire book wrote itself....do you think?

Chownah

You could always do the Life and Times of The Little Black Duck..

Once apon a time there was a cute little nest amongst the reeds on a quiet little lake..

in this nest was one solitary light brown egg...Get the picture ????

Nah Rob .. farmas not into cute free range stories .. more like 'Once upon a time there was this huge dark warehouse that seated 10,000 quacking ducks .. they were force fed hormones and produced 50 eggs each, every other day ... they were farking knackered and then one of them caught bird flu .....'

Get the pic ????

Now having discovered that I'm a tv series slagger as well as a thread slagger it seems that the only honorable thing to do is to create my own tv series....and I owe overwhelming gratefulness to Suegha for having insinuated this obligation.....please help!! I've never made a tv series before and I'm not sure how its done...do you start with a title?...like Hemmingway....he probably started with "The Old Man and the Sea" and then by pondering this the entire book wrote itself....do you think?

Chownah

You could always do the Life and Times of The Little Black Duck..

Once apon a time there was a cute little nest amongst the reeds on a quiet little lake..

in this nest was one solitary light brown egg...Get the picture ????

Nah Rob .. farmas not into cute free range stories .. more like 'Once upon a time there was this huge dark warehouse that seated 10,000 quacking ducks .. they were force fed hormones and produced 50 eggs each, every other day ... they were farking knackered and then one of them caught bird flu .....'

Get the pic ????

Ah Ha.. I see he's from the (Dark Side)????

Little Arse on the Prairie?

"Walking Street Blues" ?

An everyday gritty tale of the BiB

I like your ideas so...how about...."Little Arse on the Dark Side of the Walking Street Duck"...something isn't clicking here....maybe we should try again....maybe a different angle....should it be a comedy, tragedy, musical, documentary miniseries,....or what?

Chownah

I like your ideas so...how about...."Little Arse on the Dark Side of the Walking Street Duck"...something isn't clicking here....maybe we should try again....maybe a different angle....should it be a comedy, tragedy, musical, documentary miniseries,....or what?

Chownah

How About Conan the Schwarts Duck ???

One flew over the Chowna's nest

One flew over the Chowna's nest

Wasn't aware that Chowna's nested this time of year..

Could do Chowna the Musical..

I highly recommend a comedy, song and dance review.

The Larry Chowna Show

featuring:

The Rolling Stones (warm-up band)

DJT (Robski and Terry, if they ever come back) singing Abba songs in Priscilla dresses

Threee minutes of watching paint dry on a wall

Little Black Duck and a manky tiger debating morality

Farangsay, as himself

Thaddeus poking little old ladies with his fork

Jet and her tap-dancing tresses

Raro as the ticket taker and popcorn distributor

Commercials by Budweiser and TV

Done, la!

Thanks for the aaccreditation my friend. I feel I must contribute. I like arty or cult following movies.

How about 'The Wicker Chownah'? OR 'Chownah Velvet'? OR 'The rocky Chownah horror show'? OR 'My Chownah Launderette'?

I'll be back after a bit of thought.

OR 'My Chownah Launderette'?

I dunno, SG, do you think Chowna is...well you know, out of the closet?

Chownah is permanently in the closet. Can't you hear him Knocking???

Chownah is permanently in the closet. Can't you hear him Knocking???

I wondered what that was, thought my hard disk was faulty.

Danger: UXC

You may need to be from the UK to get that one.

Can't you hear me knockin' on your window

Can't you hear me knockin' on your door

Can't you hear me knockin' down your dirty street, yeah

Help me baby, ain't no stranger

Help me baby, ain't no stranger

Help me baby, ain't no stranger

Can't you hear me knockin', ahh, are you safe asleep?

Can't you hear me knockin', yeah, down the gas light street, now

Can't you hear me knockin', yeah, throw me down the keys

Alright now

Can't you hear me knockin' on your window

Can't you hear me knockin' on your door

Can't you hear me knockin' down your dirty street, yeah

Help me baby, ain't no stranger

Help me baby, ain't no stranger

Help me baby, ain't no stranger

Can't you hear me knockin', ahh, are you safe asleep?

Can't you hear me knockin', yeah, down the gas light street, now

Can't you hear me knockin', yeah, throw me down the keys

Alright now

Chownah...Please...Apart from the repetativeness there was nothing going for it..

Just go back to sitting in the corner Dribbling and Giggling OK..

Bedlam; apart from the repetatetatetatetatetativeness there's nothing going for it.....it *is* a corner for Dribbling and Giggling!!!

Chownah

How about:

Chownah Hood OR maybe, Robin Chownah? He plagiarises from the literary rich and keeps it for himself!

How about if I have a cooking show and call it "Rice Thrice Daily".

Or maybe that should be the name for my newspaper..."The Rice Thrice Daily"....that could work...

How about if I have a cooking show and call it "Rice Thrice Daily".

Or maybe that should be the name for my newspaper..."The Rice Thrice Daily"....that could work...

Nah just go back to your Dribbling and Giggling Chownah...

Chownah's Dribble and Giggle Show.....aka laugh so hard you blow milk out your nose.....know what I mean?

Chownah's Dribble, Drool, and Giggle Show.

The Gagging Giggle and Projectile Dribble Show.

Inappropriate Salivary Discharge and Youthful Expression of Mirth Extravoganza

Guffaws Galore and a Gaggle of Giggles.

The Giggle gallery

The Guided Giggle.

The Gourmet's Giggle Guide.

Dribble Digest.

Do Ducks make saliva?....this is a question...not a name for a show....but on the other hand....I'm wearing a glove.

Lisping ducks like LBD only produce nose boogers.

Chownah's Dribble and Giggle Show.....aka laugh so hard you blow milk out your nose.....know what I mean?

Chownah's Dribble, Drool, and Giggle Show.

The Gagging Giggle and Projectile Dribble Show.

Inappropriate Salivary Discharge and Youthful Expression of Mirth Extravoganza

Guffaws Galore and a Gaggle of Giggles.

The Giggle gallery

The Guided Giggle.

The Gourmet's Giggle Guide.

Dribble Digest.

Do Ducks make saliva?....this is a question...not a name for a show....but on the other hand....I'm wearing a glove.

A Micael Jackson Fan...

Now theres a good start...

Michael goes to LOS..

Wacko Jacko in Bangkok...

You want me to do a Michael Jackson show?

You want me to do a Michael Jackson show?

Now it would be real challenge my man...Think about it..

Kid Born Poor and Black ends up White and Rich...

With a convertable skinny nose...

Maybe we could get Gary Glitter to do a cameo appearance?

I know how about an entire stadium filled with Michael Jacksons with Gary dressed in a garish female cheer leader's outfit leading them in a rendition of Rock and Roll Part 2. The lyrics for Rock and Roll Part 2 are (just incase you can't remember them:

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Go Team!

(repeat forever)

But we'll change the last line so we'll do it as:

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Pre-Teen!

(repeat forever)

What do you think?

Chownah

Maybe we could get Gary Glitter to do a cameo appearance?

I know how about an entire stadium filled with Michael Jacksons with Gary dressed in a garish female cheer leader's outfit leading them in a rendition of Rock and Roll Part 2. The lyrics for Rock and Roll Part 2 are (just incase you can't remember them:

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Go Team!

(repeat forever)

But we'll change the last line so we'll do it as:

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Pre-Teen!

(repeat forever)

What do you think?

Chownah

Hey Man you really got a grip on it ...

But not sure what you got a grip on...

That is sick, LBD. Delete the photo or suffer the Gorgon.

That is sick, LBD. Delete the photo or suffer the Gorgon.

Well to tell the truth Jet I've not been feeling myself Lately..