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BarraMarra Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 (edited) Indian swimming pool Attendant his name " diduhandyurbandin " Indian DIY expert " Ahmed mi shed. Polish Football player failed the fitness test his name " Scratchyitchycoff " Edited January 21, 2023 by BarraMarra 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 I was just remembering when two men came into my shop and paid with fake £50 notes, I reported this to the police and they asked me if I could describe them. I said " well, they are very similar to real £50 notes" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 My friend is involved in a major custody battle. His wife doesn't want him and his mother wont take him back. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 Just returned from my annual check up at Doctor’s. For some reason she complimented me on my footwear - said I have healthy shoes! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zyxel Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 A woman was taking a shower when she heard a knock on the door. She called out, “who is it? I can’t come to the door right now, I just stepped out of the shower” The man at the door answered “Don’t worry lady, I’m a blind salesman”…so the woman says “ok you can come in”. He does and asks, “where would you like the blinds?’ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post xylophone Posted January 21, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 21, 2023 A man decided to start his own small private zoo and wanted a couple more animals to complete it, so he wrote to the local zoo and asked, "I'm starting a small private zoo and I need a couple of mongooses". He looked at what he'd written and thought it didn't look right, so he rewrote it thus, "I'm starting a small private zoo, can you please send me a couple of mongeese". That still didn't look right so he decided to go down this route, "I'm starting a small private zoo, can you please send me a mongoose". PS. Can you please send me another one. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owl sees all Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 (edited) 4 hours ago, Zyxel said: Safe and effective! Edited January 21, 2023 by owl sees all 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owl sees all Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 (edited) My Thai step-son came home from school early yesterday. "You're home early lad?" "Got caught sha@@ing a girl behind the toilets. The school director told me to leave and said not to come back; ever." "That's twice this month lad?" "Yup twice, and three times last year." "You carry on like this and you'll not be able to teach anywhere!" "Yup, but this time it was just plain bad luck." "How come?" "The caretaker walked round while we were at it. I offered him 200 baht to go away and keep quiet. But the girl protested, and said that was more than she was getting," Edited January 21, 2023 by owl sees all 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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