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Thailand bans beer sales.........????

 

Well it's the worse joke I've ever heard.....Next it will be banning a leg over, because social distancing....Bad enough Mrs.Trans wearing an aqualung in bed as it is......????

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How do I set up a GoFundMe because I need :-

Trace evidence analysis kits

Fingerprinting and DNA identification

Evaluation of body fluids

Compound determination, such as drugs or other hazardous chemicals

DNA Forensics

Forensic chemistry

Forensic geology

Forensic serology

Forensic toxicology

Gas chromatography

Mass Spectrometer

Analytical balances

Ovens (including hybridization)

Laboratory Incubators (including C02 incubators)

Mixers

Shakers

Laboratory Centrifuges

Microscopes (biological, stereo zoom and comparator)

Thermal cyclers

Ultraviolet light products (transilluminators, cabinets, gel documentation, etc.)

Pipettes (manual and electronic)

Pipette controllers

And a bunch of other stuff.

 

Maybe I’ve watched too much TV during the Lockdown?

 

Forget my last post about a GoFundMe


I found Methodology for selecting and operating cryopreservation equipment
Freezing seems a better option.


Might still need some funding though?
Please send cash to …….

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This morning I walked to a nearby park with a lake and saw an old man feeding the fish.  As I spent a peaceful half hour sitting on a bench watching him, I couldn't help thinking "I wonder if he fell in, or if somebody pushed him?"

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