Popular Post ballpoint Posted June 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2021 Went out for a meal last night and they had pelican on the menu. It was absolutely delicious but the bill was enormous. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted June 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2021 "Army chief says cuts could be dangerous." Let's hope nobody tells him about guns and bombs 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Starbucks UK have announced that the lockdown has cost their business about £1.3bn. That's equivalent to four hot chocolates, an americano and two sandwiches. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanuk711 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 3 minutes ago, ballpoint said: If you hold a coconut shell up to your ear, you can hear the sound of a horse standing still 2/ If you hold a Greg's bread roll to your ear----you can hear a council estate. Next one...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 I saw a crying kid and asked him where his parents were. And that's how I lost my job at the orphanage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted June 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2021 A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 I had a terrible fight with my left ear. And that was the last time I heard from it. I've never seen the inside of my ears... But I've heard good things. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 50 minutes ago, ballpoint said: I made a ventriloquist dummy out of old bits of carpet. It was ruggish. I've just seen the most confusing book... Ventriloquism for Dummies The world champion in ventriloquism was murdered yesterday. His scream was heard a mile away. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post tifino Posted June 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2021 A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears; “ You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side You know what?” “What dear?” she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. ”I think you’re bad luck.” 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disparate Dan Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 (edited) 9 hours ago, fangless said: The world champion in ventriloquism was murdered yesterday. His scream was heard a mile away. He was gashed to death with a gasegall gat. Edited June 17, 2021 by Disparate Dan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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