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Popular Post overherebc Posted September 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2021 On 9/20/2021 at 5:57 PM, billd766 said: Too close to reality that one. ???????? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post billd766 Posted September 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2021 21 minutes ago, overherebc said: Too close to reality that one. ???????? I posted that as I am used to that experience. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 38 minutes ago, Zyxel said: But I thought he always wanted it to be a foot long so this would seem to be a step in the right direction. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 39 minutes ago, Zyxel said: I think the sport is called "Strapadictome"! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Just now, ballpoint said: Hanging head in shame as I was too late to notice the time was there but the place is not! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bobandyson Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 hour ago, ballpoint said: And the place? The cemetery. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 hour ago, bobandyson said: And the place? The cemetery. That is a dead end clue. Which cemetry, I'm dying to find out! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Daffy D Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 6 hours ago, Zyxel said: Reminds me when the wife was growing vegetables and would drive the pick-up to the market in the mornings. The night workers at the market obviously had too much spare time as all the local dogs that hung round the market would have their faces made up with colored marker pens Some of them were really quite good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted September 23, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 23, 2021 Male Code of Conduct: 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally beaten and killed by his fellow party goers. 3. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 per cent without recrimination. 4. If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever. 5. The maximum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who’s running late is five minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait ten minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale. 6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a friend’s refrigerator is unacceptable. Only complaints about the temperature are permissible. 7. Before dating a friend’s ex-girlfriend, you are required to ask his permission. 8. Women who claim they ‘love to watch sport’ must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and, more importantly, the ability to pick a chicken wing clean. 9. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. 10. The universal compensation for friends who help you move home is beer. 11. It is permissible to consume a fruity cocktail only when you’re sunning yourself on a tropical beach. 12. Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked. 13. A man in the company of a provocatively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 14. If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you must never join in. 15. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That’s just plain mean. 16. If a man’s zipper is down, that’s his problem; you didn’t see anything. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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