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Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 24, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 24, 2021 I hid in the wardrobe naked and as I heard my wife getting closer I burst out and pounced on top of her. Anyway, innocent mistake. Seems it was another Ikea customer. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 24, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 24, 2021 How did a fool and his money get together in the first place? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 46 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said: A fool and his money are easily parted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 24, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 24, 2021 An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife..." 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted September 24, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 24, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, ballpoint said: If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice? Especially doctors! Edited September 24, 2021 by fangless Oops, practicing my spelling! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 1 minute ago, fangless said: A fool and his money are easily parted. I refer you to the post immediately above that one... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 1 minute ago, ballpoint said: I refer you to the post immediately above that one... Are you trying to give me a right wigging for taking shortcuts by not combing through all the posts before cutting in. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted September 24, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 24, 2021 (edited) 5 minutes ago, ballpoint said: A man had a terrible accident at work, he fell into an industrial grinder... He's fine now. Oh crumbs is that him mincing about now! Edited September 24, 2021 by fangless 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, fangless said: Are you trying to give me a right wigging for taking shortcuts by not combing through all the posts before cutting in. Not cutting in. Just a question relevant to your post. Quite a coincidence. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 10 minutes ago, ballpoint said: TOP TIP Start preparing for Christmas early by falling out with your friends and family now. A Scottish, Jewish Yorkshire Christmas as it saves on the buying of presents etc. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 1 minute ago, ballpoint said: Not cutting in. Just a question relevant to your post. Quite a coincidence. Just to show that great minds think alike and grass doesn't grow on a busy street. That reminds me where is my wig? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ravip Posted September 24, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 24, 2021 Two communists are sitting together at a nudist colony. One turns to the other and asks “Have you read Marx?” The second replies “yes, it’s these damn wicker chairs!” 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 24, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 24, 2021 (edited) 7 hours ago, fangless said: Just to show that great minds think alike and grass doesn't grow on a busy street. That reminds me where is my wig? A fool and his wig are easily parted. (Sorry, couldn't resist. I can lend you a comb to make parting easier though). Edited September 24, 2021 by ballpoint 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ravip Posted September 24, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 24, 2021 Internet discussion: user kiki357: HEEEEY, HOW ARE YOU? I'M NEW HERE! user ukili: Try pressing CapsLock. user kiki357: AWESOME, NOW I DON'T HAVE TO KEEP PRESSING SHIFT!!!! 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted September 24, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 24, 2021 23 minutes ago, ballpoint said: A fool and his wig are easily parted. (Sorry, couldn't resist. I can lend you a comb to make parting easier though). I think I will just give you the brush off and keep my real thoughts under my hat! ???????? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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