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Yesterday my wife asked me what size dress she should order online.  I suggested a 'Mark F'.
When she asked what that was I replied 'Its one up from a Mark E'

I've just woken up in hospital.  The food's not too bad, though I have to suck it through a straw.

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Chatting to a guy at work, he happened to slip that I was known as the office computer amongst the other employees.

"That must be due to my high intelligence and fast operating speed", I said.
"No" he said, "You go to sleep if left alone for more than 15 minutes"

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22 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Have you been hit with a rhythm stick?

 

If so, you could be entitled to compensation if you make a personal Ian Dury claim.

You Blockhead! 

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