Worst Joke Ever 2024

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[DezLez]

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50 minutes ago, DezLez said:

Nah, mine's got her own lighthouse.

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I bought a new bag of dog food and it says great new taste.

Who decided that?

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I have a fish that can breakdance!

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

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My geography teacher asked if I could name a country without an R in it?

I said: "No way".

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To all those who scoff at renewable energy:

Solar power is the future.

But it won’t happen over night.

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I've just bought the British Gas advent calendar.

Every time I open a door a granny dies of hypothermia.

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The inventor of the knock knock joke has just been officially recognised.

He was awarded the Nobel prize.

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I just mashed up some Kellogg’s Frosties into a paste & used it between my bathroom tiles.

They’re Grrrrrrout!

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19 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

The inventor of the knock knock joke has just been officially recognised.

He was awarded the Nobel prize.

 

'Knock knock.'

 

"Who's there?"

 

"Egbert!"

 

"Egbert?"

 

"Egbert, but no bacon."

 

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6 hours ago, carlyai said:

Did you hear that they're not going to make 12 inch rulers any longer.

I have 12 inches but i don't use it as a rule.

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1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

Nah, mine's got her own lighthouse.

No sex with the lights out????

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1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

Nah, mine's got her own lighthouse.

She can keep my wick active and light up me and my house anytime!

 

 

 

 

Edited November 26, 2022 by DezLez

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Anyone remember the original??

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