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Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 30, 2022 A guy decides to buy his new girlfriend a pair of gloves for Christmas. After all, they’ve only been dating for three weeks so it seems like the ideal gift – romantic, yet not too personal. He asks the girlfriend’s younger sister to accompany him to buy them then she can point out a pair she’d like. They go to the mall and the sister points out a pair of white gloves which the guy then buys. The sister then picks up a pair of panties for herself and buys them. But during the wrapping, the clerk mixes up the parcels without anyone realising. As a result, the sister gets the gloves and the guy takes home a gift box containing the panties. Without checking, the guy rushes the gift to his sweetheart, but only after drafting this loving and helpful note to accompany it: “I chose these because I notice you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she’d been wearing for the last three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time. There’s no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow in them before putting them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for the coming Christmas Eve. P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.” 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 30, 2022 One Christmas, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus saying, “Please send me a sister.” Santa Claus wrote him back, “Okay, please send me your mother.” 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post overherebc Posted November 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 30, 2022 (edited) On 11/29/2022 at 9:19 AM, DezLez said: Excuse me but I seem to have forgotten what "sex" is! Can anyone on here remember what it is? If you visit Kelvinside ( has a reputation for being posh) in the Glasgow area you would know that sex are the things your coal is delivered in. Pre' council tax a Kelvinside lady was asked What are the rates like in Kelvinside? She answered Oh, no rates only mace. Edited November 30, 2022 by overherebc 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DezLez Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, ballpoint said: If she sharpens up it will soon be a pointless (s)exercise! Edited November 30, 2022 by DezLez 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DezLez Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 12 hours ago, still kicking said: Merry Christmas I just did not get it at first as all I could see was some weed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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