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My neighbour's a devout Buddhist, but he still celebrates Christmas.

Every December he sits under the Christmas tree, wraps himself in paper and lives in the present.

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An angel walks into a hardware store and says, “I’d like to buy a Christmas tree.”
The cashier asks, “Are you putting it up yourself?”
The angel replies, “Yes.”

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4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

The perfect Christmas present, from 1951. Complete with a lump of uranium-238.  Buy it for your kids and see their tiny faces light up.

 

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