Worst Joke Ever 2024

[chickenslegs]

What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check?

Your wife is always eager to blow your bonus.

[overherebc]

[roo860]

[WorriedNoodle]

[WorriedNoodle]

[WorriedNoodle]

[WorriedNoodle]

[bobandyson]

2 hours ago, overherebc said:

ahh.....the old sign meme again and at the same time of year. Takes me a few seconds longer each year to get it though.

[jvs]

Happy New Year!

Drive safely !

[Zyxel]

 

 

A man and his dog walk into a bar for a drink. The bartender sees the

two and immediately decries, "Sorry sir, no dogs allowed in this bar."

The man turns to the bartender and explains that this is no ordinary

dog but a dog that likes to go down on women. The bartender notices

the dog is quite mellow and doesn't feel like arguing with the man so

he lets them stay.

The waitress hears this and approaches the man telling him she would

like to see this for herself. He agrees and she says, "I'll go

upstairs and you send up the dog in 5 minutes."

The man does and about 15 minutes later she comes back down angry,

telling him the dog had just lain there doing nothing. The man replies

that this has never been the case before, and offers to coach the dog,

to which she agrees.

They both go upstairs and she undresses and he tells the dog to do his

thing and once again, the dog just lays there.

The man looks over at the dog and says, "alright but I'm only gonna

show you one more time.........."

[Zyxel]

 

 

A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around his

neck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there until it's

his turn to be waited on.

A man, who was already in the butcher shop, finished his purchase

and noticed the dog. The butcher leaned over the counter and asked

the dog what it wanted today.

The dog put its paw on the glass case in front of the ground beef,

and the butcher said, "How many pounds?" The dog barked twice, so the

butcher made a package of two pounds ground beef. He then said,

"Anything else?" The dog pointed to the pork chops, and the butcher

said, "How many?" The dog barked four times, and the butcher made up

a package of four pork chops.

The dog walked around behind the counter, so the butcher could get

at the purse and take out the appropriate amount of money before

tying the two packages of meat around the dog's neck.

The man, who had been watching all of this, decided to follow the

dog. The dog walked for several blocks and then walked up to a house

where it began to scratch the door to be let in.

As the owner opened the door, the man called to the owner, "That's a

really smart dog you have there."

"He's not really all that smart," the owner replied.

"This is the second time this week he forgot his key."

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[roo860]

[roo860]

[ourdon]

Anutin Charnvirakul 

 

Minister of Public Health

[ballpoint]

21 hours ago, Crossy said:

Where's the "I do not like them, Sam I am" button?

[ballpoint]

[ballpoint]

[ballpoint]

[ballpoint]

[ballpoint]

[roo860]

who actually did what?

 

 

Edited January 1, 2023 by roo860

[VocalNeal]

The ultimate bearded lady????

[roo860]

[overherebc]