Worst Joke Ever 2024

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Bonus Night out prize only open to 16 years or under.......

 

 

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what a great idea for Thailand 

 

[carlyai]

6 hours ago, still kicking said:

Don't finish your last exams and celebrate by throwing eggs, and a few drinks at Bondi.

I still remember these 2 huge wollopers banging on the flat door, 'Who thru the eggs?'

"Me, me" I said as I crumbled in a heap.

Went downhill from there.

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[Crossy]

 

I was walking home and saw my mother-in-law being beaten up by six people.

Did you help?

No. Six would be enough

 

Les Dawson.

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19 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

I was walking home and saw my mother-in-law being beaten up by six people.

Did you help?

No. Six would be enough

 

Les Dawson.

From the same genius:

 

"I know when the mother-in-law's going to visit us.  The mice throw themselves on the traps".

 

 

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16 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

From the same genius:

 

"I know when the mother-in-law's going to visit us.  The mice throw themselves on the traps".

 

 

And another. 

At the wedding reception buffet the ham was that thin it only had one side.

[overherebc]

1 hour ago, roo860 said:

And another. 

At the wedding reception buffet the ham was that thin it only had one side.

And another, 

I knew it was my MIL at the door by the way the dobermans were whimpering.

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31 minutes ago, overherebc said:

And another, 

I knew it was my MIL at the door by the way the dobermans were whimpering.

And another two...

My mother-in-law said: ‘One day I will dance on your grave.’

I said: ‘I hope you do, I’ll be buried at sea.’

 

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.'

Edited January 17, 2023 by ravip

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Blonde Ransom

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

 

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents. The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bad was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

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On 7/13/2021 at 10:56 AM, sanuk711 said:

Happens in Thailand.

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