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A guy walked into a bar and ordered two double tequilas. As he finished the first the bartender asked him, "Celebrating?" The guy said, "Kind of. I just got my first <deleted>." and downed the second one.

The bartender said, "Well that calls for one more on the house."

The guy replied, "Thanks but no. If two double tequilas can't get this taste out of my mouth, three won't either."

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