Popular Post Zyxel Posted February 3, 2023 Popular Post Posted February 3, 2023 A female visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was quite impressed by the many new sociological changes. For example, on previous visits, she noted that women were customarily forced to walk some 5 steps behind their husbands. Now; she observed the men were walking some 20 steps BEHIND their wives! She approached one of the women for an explanation: "Tell me, what has enabled women here to achieve this marvelous reversal of roles?" "Land mines," replied the Kuwaiti woman. 1 3
Popular Post ravip Posted February 3, 2023 Popular Post Posted February 3, 2023 Who said universities are NOT breeding grounds? I was buying mangoes at the junction while waiting for change I saw an old woman with a little child. The child was walking a bit faster than the woman and the woman shouted; "Degree wait for me". I was so amazed hearing that name. So to satisfy my curiousity, I walked closer to the woman and asked; "ma, why do u call this child degree"? The woman laughed and said "I sent her mother to the University and this is what she brought home... 1 1 1
Crossy Posted February 3, 2023 Posted February 3, 2023 Must have been brake failure "I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"
Popular Post Crossy Posted February 3, 2023 Popular Post Posted February 3, 2023 3 1 2 "I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"
roo860 Posted February 4, 2023 Posted February 4, 2023 Shouldn't laugh ???????????? VID-20230201-WA0013.mp4 2
ballpoint Posted February 4, 2023 Posted February 4, 2023 For sale: ex-Memphis Police car. No Tyre kickers.
ballpoint Posted February 4, 2023 Posted February 4, 2023 I hung a bird feeder in the tree at the end of my garden. That might seem a bit extreme, but he'd been warned. 1
ballpoint Posted February 4, 2023 Posted February 4, 2023 I used to work with a guy called Keth. It was only recently that I discovered he was actually called Keith but he had an eye missing.
ballpoint Posted February 4, 2023 Posted February 4, 2023 I failed my exam. Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? His last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom of the page Q3. The River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? Marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? Exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple? The other half Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? Wet Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? He sleeps at night. Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.. Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have ? Very large hands Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? No time at all, the wall is already built. Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. 1
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