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Worst Joke Ever 2024

By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Hi guys when I was on holiday in Africa, I was taking a picture of the hut I was staying in when there was a tropical downpour. It spoilt the picture, but I thought I would show you anyway.

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