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Zyxel Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 Upon completion of her annual physical exam, 23 year old Emily sits across from the doctor as they go over the results. “Well Emily, you’re in perfect health except for those red and raw scaly patches on your knees and elbows. How do you account for them?” Rather embarrassed, Emily confesses that she loves having sex doggie style, but it causes friction burns. The doctor replies, “That’s no big deal and you needn’t be embarrassed. I’m simply going to prescribe some cortisone ointment to help clear up the raw patches. And; until they do, please limit your sex to missionary position only. “ Emily grimaces and says, “Oh doctor! Do I really need to do that????” The doctor is surprised and asks, “What’s wrong with using the missionary position?” Emily says, “Doctor, Have you ever smelled a St. Bernard’s breath?” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fasteddie Posted March 21, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted March 21, 2023 Two builders go into the pub after a hard day's work. They're sat drinking for a while when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a drink. The two began to speculate about what the man did for a living. "I'll bet he's an accountant." said the first builder. "Looks more like a stockbroker to me." argued the second. They continued to debate the subject for a good while until eventually the first builder needed to use the toilet. On walking in, he saw the smartly dressed man standing at a urinal. "Excuse me mate, but me and my friend have been arguing over what a smartly dressed fella like you does for a living?" the builder said to the man. Smiling the man replied, "I'm a logical scientist." "A what?" asked the builder. "Let me explain" the man continued, "Do you have a goldfish at home?" A bit puzzled, but intrigued the builder decided to play along, "Yes, I do as it happens." "Well then it's logical to assume that you either keep it in a bowl or a pond. Which is it?" "A pond" the builder replied. "Well then it's logical to assume that you have a large garden." The builder nodded his agreement. So the man continued, "which means it's logical to assume you have a large house." "I have a 6 bedroom house that I built myself." the builder said proudly. "Given that you have such a large house, it's logical to assume that you are married..." The builder nodded again, "Yes, I'm married and we have three children." "Then it's logical to assume that you have a healthy sex life." "Five nights a week!" the builder boasted. The man smiled a little, "Therefore it's logical to assume you don't masturbate often." "Never!" the builder exclaimed. "Well there you have it" the man explained, "That's logical science at work. From finding out that you have a goldfish, I've discovered the size of your garden, all about your house, your family and your sex life!" The builder left, very impressed by the man's talents. On returning to the bar the other builder asked, "I see that smart bloke was in there, did you find out what he does?" "Yeah," replied the first, "He's a logical scientist." "A what?" the puzzled second builder asked. "Let me explain" the first builder continued, "Do you have a goldfish at home?" "No" replied his mate. "Well, you're a <deleted> then!" 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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