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Matthew saw Samuel his ex business partner begging on the street and invited him to get into his limousine.

 

What happened to your  share of $15 million each of us received? Matthew asked.

 

Samuel answered "Well, I bought a yacht for $5 mil and just as we were coming out of a fiord in Norway, hit an iceberg and it sank.  

 

Then I bought a jet and taking off from Manila the tires burst and it crashed.

 

Decided to retire in Monaco with remaining $5 mil and met this gorgeous woman and got married. After 2 years and a divorce, she took off with my remaining $5 mil. And so, here I am! 

 

So My friend Samuel, what have you learnt out of all this? Matthew asked

 

Samuel replied "Never own anything that floats, flies or f**ks. 
ALWAYS RENT IT !!!

 

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