Worst Joke Ever 2024

[Zyxel]

A guy I worked with, he say he went on a 5 day hunting trip and his wife packed his clothes. After the trip he told his wife you didn’t pack me any underwear, I had to wash the one pair I was wearing in the creek every day! She said, I packed you 5 pair! He said, No you didn’t! She opened his gun case and there they were!!!

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Try this mathematical film test. It's pretty amazing. Mine turned out to be "Star Wars" - I was surprised how this worked.

This test will predict which of the 18 films listed below is your favourite. Don't ask me how, but it really works!

Don't cheat and look at the film list till you have done the maths!

Here goes...

Film Test:

Pick a number from 1-9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favourite film in the list of 18 films below.

Film List:

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Gay Anal Fisting with Phil Schofield
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubt-fire
18. Toy Story

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[tomazbodner]

3 hours ago, ozimoron said:

Well technically that's not a TV, so he's fine!

[carlyai]

10 hours ago, ozimoron said:

Makes you go blind I was told, or was that something else?

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