Worst Joke Ever 2024

[tomazbodner]

1 hour ago, oxo1947 said:

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I mean... Statue of Liberty was made in France, right? Maybe British plan to donate Big Ben and their Westminster palace (with all the occupants) to the US as well?

[isaanistical]

2 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

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The H is for Heinz, which owns it, or perhaps for Holland where it's made. The P is what they are taking.....

[Yellowtail]

32 minutes ago, tomazbodner said:

I mean... Statue of Liberty was made in France, right? Maybe British plan to donate Big Ben and their Westminster palace (with all the occupants) to the US as well?

I think the Brits have given us a good bit already, for which I think most Americans are (or at least should be) grateful, I know I am.

 

I know it is a joke thread, but the Statue of Liberty was a gift, not a donation. 

 

Edited October 28, 2023 by Yellowtail
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[Zyxel]

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation,

“Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that

I belong to the KuKlux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community

cannot tolerate.

I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I

want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness

from God and this Christian family.”

No one moved.

The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face

me and admit this is a falsehood?

Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will

feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.”

Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that

would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head

was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,

“Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.

I never said you were a member of the KuKlux Klan. I simply

told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the

sheets.”

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[carlyai]

50 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said:

I always thought it was the 'taint'   as in Shakespear's "The Tamimg of the Taint".

Dictionary says: 'Taint the f hole or the m hole and little bit of grissel if you should break, ... I'll be in the s...'

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Edited October 28, 2023 by carlyai

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[doctormann]

34 minutes ago, roo860 said:

 

Anyone else see a remarkable resemblance to a certain Swedish climate activist?  Maybe they had those back in the 16th century too!

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