Worst Joke Ever 2024

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6 hours ago, roo860 said:

Born on this day in 1966. British Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay.

Sure looks more like Newcastle's Anthony Gordon 

[Crossy]

This is Liverpool Lime Street Station.

 

Now squint a bit and look again

 

[VBF]

29 minutes ago, Crossy said:

This is Liverpool Lime Street Station.

 

Now squint a bit and look again

 

OK Crossy - I'll admit to being thick....don't geddit (other than The Beatles logo)  ☹

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3 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

Ooh you nasty boy  🤣😆

[Crossy]

1 minute ago, VBF said:

OK Crossy - I'll admit to being thick....don't geddit (other than The Beatles logo)  ☹

 

Save the file and look at the thumbnail from a distance, it's much more obvious.

 

It's one of those things that, once you see it, it's impossible to un-see.

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1 minute ago, Crossy said:

 

Save the file and look at the thumbnail from a distance, it's much more obvious.

Brilliant!!!!!  👍

"Imagine" that!  😎😊😊

[Yellowtail]

7 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

Save the file and look at the thumbnail from a distance, it's much more obvious.

 

It's one of those things that, once you see it, it's impossible to un-see.

And once you see it, you can't not see it. 

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1 minute ago, Yellowtail said:

And once you see it, you can't not see it. 

Absolutely!! 

Just WhatsApp'd it to my sister who lives in Liverpool.... waiting..... 😎

[Crossy]

4 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

And once you see it, you can't not see it. 

 

Yeah, even on a big image it just won't go away. My brain is damaged forever!!

 

Interestingly, my wife, who is blind as a bat without her specs, saw it straight away (although she didn't know who it was).

 

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[Thailand]

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[Yellowtail]

8 hours ago, still kicking said:

And they all vote left...

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