Worst Joke Ever 2024

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Worst hide and seek player ever.

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At the supermarket yesterday, my shopping was scanned by the slowest, laziest, rudest shop assistant ever.

I’m not using those self service checkouts again.

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My mate set me up on a blind date.
He said, "She's a lovely girl, but there's something you should know... She's expecting a baby."
I felt like a right idiot waiting in the pub wearing nothing but a nappy!

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When my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself, she rejoiced.

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I’m supposed to go to a lecture on string theory today, but no one can tell me how long it’ll be.

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A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.
‘Come with me’, said St. Peter to the taxi driver.

The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.

‘Wow, thank you’, said the taxi driver.

Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.
‘Wait, I think you are a little mixed up’, said the priest. ‘Shouldn’t I be the one who gets the mansion? After all, I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God’s word.’

‘Yes, that’s true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.’

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17 hours ago, ballpoint said:

What is this?

Some twisted kind of humor?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours?

NACHO cheese!

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17 hours ago, ballpoint said:

 

34 minutes ago, jvs said:

What is this?

Some twisted kind of humor?

Don't get all tied up in a knot.  😁

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1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

This is standard attire for a lot of Pattaya goers i think,at least Jezus went commando in his sandals!

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On 5/10/2024 at 7:47 PM, roo860 said:

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Edited May 12 by roo860

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4 hours ago, jvs said:

What is this?

Some twisted kind of humor?

No, yoga.

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