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Yellowtail Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 5 minutes ago, still kicking said: Or the old: "Attention hippies, the rock candy in the urinals is not for you." 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ravip Posted May 27 Popular Post Share Posted May 27 The Lone Ranger and Tonto are caught in an ambush. ‘Indians ahead of us! Indians behind us! And Indians on both sides!’ shouts the Lone Ranger. ‘Well, Tonto, old friend, it looks like we’re done for!’ Tonto looks at him and says, ‘What you mean… “We”?’ 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ravip Posted May 27 Popular Post Share Posted May 27 The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. ”Ever have an accident?” "Nope, nary a one.” "None? You’ve never had any accidents.” "Nope. Ain’t never had one. Never.” "Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn’t you consider that an accident?” "Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose.” 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ravip Posted May 27 Popular Post Share Posted May 27 A horseman went into a saddlers shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ravip Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, ' notice anything different about me'? Margaret looked him over. "Nope'. Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, ' Notice anything different NOW'? Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!' Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET? ' Nope', she replied. IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW COWBOY BOOTS! Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, ' Shoulda bought a hat Bert, shoulda bought a hat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ravip Posted May 27 Popular Post Share Posted May 27 A woman went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, “Sure is, little lady! Why don’t you come on out to the bunk house and let me prove it to you!” The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, “Well, thank ya Ma’am. I’m real flattered. Aitn’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.” “Don’t be flattered,” the woman replied. “Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.” 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ravip Posted May 27 Popular Post Share Posted May 27 An old cowboy goes to a bar and orders a drink. As he sits sipping his whiskey, a young lady sits down next to him. ‘Are you a real cowboy?’ she asks. He replies, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am.’ The woman says, ‘Well I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, watch TV or eat, I think of women. In fact everything seems to make me think of women.’ The woman leaves and a little while later a man sits down next to the old cowboy. ‘Are you a real cowboy?’ asks the man. The cowboy replies, ‘Well, I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’ 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ravip Posted May 27 Popular Post Share Posted May 27 A prospector in the Wild West is crossing the mountains in a horse and wagon. With him is his daughter and $10,000 in cash. Suddenly the pair are stopped by a bandit who searches the wagon then rides off with it. ‘Dang it!’ says the prospector. ‘There goes my $10,000!’ ‘No, Pa,’ says his daughter. ‘Look. I managed to hide the money in my mouth.’ ‘Jeepers!’ says the prospector. ‘If only your Ma was here we could have saved the horse and wagon too!’ 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ravip Posted May 27 Popular Post Share Posted May 27 A cowboy rides into town and stops at the saloon. However, when he’s finished his drink, he walks out to find his horse has been stolen. The cowboy walks back into the bar, loosens his guns in their holsters and says, ‘I’m gonna have another beer and if my horse ain’t back outside by the time I’m finished, I’m gonna do what I dun back in Texas.’ The cowboy has his drink and goes out to find his horse is back where he left it. The bartender calls out after him, ‘Hey partner, what exactly did happen in Texas?’ The cowboy says, ‘I had to walk home!’ 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Moncul Posted May 27 Popular Post Share Posted May 27 Two cows in a field, one says to the other: "What do you think of this mad cow disease then"? The second one replies "It doesn't affect me, I'm a penguin". 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Yellowtail Posted May 27 Popular Post Share Posted May 27 A cowboy, an Indian and a Muslim are sitting at the gate waiting for their flight. The old Indian looks out the window and sadly says: "Once mu people were many, but now we are few.". The Muslim stands up and states: "Once my people were few, but now we are many! Why do you suppose that is?" The cowboy pushed his hat back and says: "That's because we haven't got around to playing cowboys and Muslims yet, but we's a fixin' to.... 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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garygooner Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 Not a joke, but anyone else having problems accessing aseannow? Is it down? I can only access community forum! Been a few days now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korat Kiwi Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 39 minutes ago, garygooner said: Not a joke, but anyone else having problems accessing aseannow? Is it down? I can only access community forum! Been a few days now. Reset your phone or computer. I had some problems over the last few days too. If you have an app it may also help to re install it. Mines OK now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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