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Mike Teavee Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 15 hours ago, ravip said: lol, I remember that joke from when I was a kid but it went, Q) You have one green ball in one hand & another green ball in the other hand, what do you have"? A) Total control of the Jolly Green Giant https://www.exploreminnesota.com/profile/jolly-green-giant-museum/6465 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GarryP Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 2 hours ago, Mike Teavee said: lol, I remember that joke from when I was a kid but it went, Q) You have one green ball in one hand & another green ball in the other hand, what do you have"? A) Total control of the Jolly Green Giant https://www.exploreminnesota.com/profile/jolly-green-giant-museum/6465 Or a happy Hulk. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ravip Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 5 minutes ago, oxo1947 said: May be the reason is not exactly to keep dry! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ravip Posted May 26 Popular Post Share Posted May 26 A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boyfriend goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!' 1 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Korat Kiwi Posted May 26 Popular Post Share Posted May 26 1 hour ago, oxo1947 said: Another repeat joke... still not overly funny. Sorry 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post oxo1947 Posted May 26 Popular Post Share Posted May 26 42 minutes ago, Korat Kiwi said: Another repeat joke... still not overly funny. Sorry Voted as the "worse Joke ever" then-----so glad I won ............... 1 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtrnuno41 Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 What do you think, is it a joke? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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VBF Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 1 hour ago, xtrnuno41 said: What do you think, is it a joke? A quick Google search (that was a hint! 😎) shows the origin of the pic https://www.livescience.com/technology/electronics/new-petabit-scale-optical-disc-can-store-as-much-information-as-15000-dvds Confirmed here https://www.itbrew.com/stories/2024/03/01/scientists-create-1-6-petabit-optical-storage-disc and several other reliable sites. As yet not commercially viable. Somewhat but with large SSDs about, (100tb so far) I see little point. Maybe a new topic for the Technology forum if anyone can be bothered. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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