Worst Joke Ever 2024

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I named my daughter after my mother-in-law.

Raving Psycho will soon be a year old.

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Top Tip for the Lads
If your wife or girlfriend catches you looking at another woman, quietly turn to her and say "I'm pleased you don't dress like that"
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It’s not widely known, but The Vatican State has entered a team at every modern Olympic Games.

You never see them competing though, because they pull out at the last minute.

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12 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

 

Just like this place then.

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25 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

 
That guy thinking: Should i go for the brown or the pink ?

 

probably BROWN only LB

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Interrogation at Australian customs. IO, has a grudge against the English.

 

''Have you anything to declare Pom?''

''No! Nothing to declare Sir.''

''You look very suspicious. Have you ever been involved with phone-hacking or computer scams?''

''No Sir.''

''Are you a renowned fraudster Pommy? Or even worse, an advocate for minority rights?''

''No Sir.''

''Are you a convicted murderer?''

''What is this! Are you telling me that you still have to be a criminal to get into the place?''

 

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I am all  ready to go for trick or treat,  Happy Halloween everyone

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