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25 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said:

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Sally has 4 apples and Julie has two oranges. How far south of Scotland are they?: -   Andy Parsons

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I went to my eye test today.
Optician said : "I want you to look into this machinery and tell me what you see.."
I replied: "I see a geezer eating a bat, pubs closed and people wearing masks "
'Fantastic '..he says 'you've got 2020 vision '

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Last time I went to a nightclub, I got turned away by the bouncers. They said I'd had "a few too many".

I said, "I've only had 3 pints", but one of them replied, "birthdays pal, birthdays..."

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I went into a bar in Spain & there was a huge bulls head on the wall.
I said " that must have been a big bull"
The barman " That bull killed my grandfather"
I said " Was he a bullfighter? "
He said " No. He was playing draughts over there and it fell on him! "

Posted
1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

Police are investigating why the plaque on the wall outside the Colgate head office keeps disappearing.

It probably gets brushed into the cavity insulation wall!

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